“This water really is very pleasant,” I say as Kit floats over to the shore where Quill is working his way down. She seems to like the beast for some reason.
Torin’s hands travel down my back before one cups my ass cheek, pulling me up so my dick presses against his. “It is. The black rock and ore here absorb the warmth from the sunlight, and they in turn warm the water.”
“Ooh, tell me more,” I tease.
“First the sun dances its little rays down,” he says as he kisses my neck while one finger brushes between my ass cheeks. “Just like it’s heating your buns up.”
“I think your hands are doing that.”
“Oh?” His finger slides over my hole.
“If you think you’re going to stick that dick in this ass while we’re floating in this water, you’re sorely mistaken.”
“I brought lube,” he says, frantically turning his head from side to side. Because of his exaggerated movements, Kit is also interested in what he’s looking for, so she curiously watches as he notices the bottle floating along and grabs it. Then he turns and flings his hair back, causing water to spray out, before presenting the lube like I’m going to be ultra impressed.
“Where the hell did that come from? Do you just have random bottles of lube floating around?”
“No, I tossed it over the edge when I found you and realized you weren’t like over there getting ready for sexy time and were instead wanting me to comfort you. It was a blunder on my part for sure.”
It takes far too long for this information to make sense in my mind. “Are you talking about when you walked up and found me sitting up there on the ledge? You thought I was off just… preparing for sex? You weremadat me, so I rushed off to apologize, and I couldn’t find you! I thought maybe you came out here! And you thought I was just like… waiting to get fucked?”
Torin contemplates this. I think Kit is also so confused that she’s continuing to watch our interaction.
“I can see how you thought that… however, I want you to remember that I don’t know how to stay mad at you for more than like five seconds, but I do know how to stay horny for a very long time. I’d already forgiven your foolish remarks. There is something about you that makes me forget everything but how delectable you are.”
“That’s… kind of romantic and sweet, but also… you don’t have to forgive me so easily. What I said was shitty. I was justtrying to push off all the bad stuff and it caused me to say some pretty foolish things. It was wrong of me,” I admit.
“Am I not the king of pushing things off?” he asks. “I feel quite confident that we both excel at this.”
I ponder this before nodding approvingly. “Oddly enough… I feel like you’re right. You’re rarely right, but this time, I think you are.”
“Thank you. I appreciate you telling me I’m rarely right,” he says before biting my neck. It makes me laugh and push away from him, but he captures me just as quickly. “I was also right when I said that spaghetti went well with ice cream.”
“You werenotright. That was a horrible food combination. You were eating ice cream like it was your side dish. You had a bite of both on the same fork at one point… it was strange and actually turned me off.”
“Strangely delicious,” Torin says, pulling me in for another kiss.
“I will not be conned by your kisses. You will never convince me they go together!”
He laughs as he hoists me up into his arms.
“I’m going to accidentally drown you,” I warn.
“Gods cannot drown.”
“Kit, don’t let me forget to add that one to the list,” I say. Kit chirps in response. She has no idea what I’m talking about but just enjoys being included.
Torin stills, likely scrutinizing me. “What kind of list? Do you have a list about how to off me?”
“I would never!”
“That’s so sexy.”
I start laughing. “Not everything I do is sexy!”
“Are you sure? Because I think it is. All of it. Even when you eat those disgusting things called bananas. Why are they so gross when they’re so phallus shaped?”
“No… just… don’t defile the bananas like you defiled the corn.”