Page 55 of Like a Boss (Boss Duet 1)

Longfellow, love muscle, love rod

love stick, luigi, manhood

mayo shooting hotdog gun, meat constrictor

meat injection, meat popsicle, meat stick

meat thermometer, member

meter long king kong dong

microphone, middle stump

Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love

Mr. Knish

mushroom head

mutton, netherrod

old boy, old fellow, old man

one-eyed monster

one-eyed snake

one-eyed trouser-snake

one-eyed wonder weasel

one-eyed yogurt slinger

pecker, Pedro, peepee

Percy, Peter, Pied Piper

Pig skin bus, pink oboe, piss weasle

piston, plug, pnor

poinswatter, popeye, pork sword

prick, private eye, private part

purple-headed yogurt flinger

purple-helmeted warrior of love

quiver bone

Ramburglar

Rod, rod of pleasure, roundhead

sausage, schlong

schlong dongadoodle, schmeckel

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