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Chapter one

Welcome to the Ranch

Beckett

The moving truck is stuck.

Of course it is.

We're not even through the ranch entrance yet, and the rear wheels of a seventy-foot diesel are spinning mud in every direction while the driver leans out the window and shouts something about "caliche soil" like that's a perfectly normal thing to say to a person. What the hell does that mean besides mud?

I stand on the gravel drive in pressed khakis and a button-down I already know is ruined with mud splatters. I'm watchingtwelve thousand square feet of carefully curated furniture and equipment sink into the Texas earth.

I did my research. I read four books on ranch management, two on cattle operations, and one very long memoir by a former hedge fund manager who moved to Montana and called it "a spiritual reclamation." I am prepared for anything, I can do this.

At least, I thought I was. The books made ranch life sound rugged but manageable. Like surviving a hostile corporate takeover with more denim.

None of them mentioned mud swallowing an entire moving truck before noon.

The truck lurches another three inches sideways.

I am not prepared.

"Dad." Maisie appears at my elbow, eight years old and approximately forty-seven times more excited about this situation than any reasonable person should be.

She's wearing her new cowboy boots, the turquoise ones she picked out at the gift shop in Austin while we had lunch. She's been stomping in them since baggage claim. "There's a dog."

"I see the dog, Maisie."

"He's got your briefcase."

I turn slowly.

The dog is enormous. Some kind of large mixed-breed disaster with a rust-colored coat and the expression of an animal who has never once been told no in his entire life.

He somehow manages to look deeply proud of himself for stealing my briefcase, like this is less theft and more an aggressively enthusiastic welcome gift.

He's standing ten feet away, my Italian leather briefcase clenched in his jaw, tail wagging at a rate that suggests this is the greatest moment of his day.

"Drop it," I say.

The dog wags harder.

"Drop it."

He turns and trots away at a leisurely pace, briefcase bouncing against his front legs, and disappears around the corner of the barn.

I bought this ranch for the peace and quiet. For mornings that didn’t start with three phones vibrating at once and nights where I wasn’t falling asleep in an office chair while my daughter ate dinner with a nanny.

That's the part nobody quite understood when I announced I was selling my stake in Wilder Capital and moving my daughter to rural Texas.

My business partner Marcus thought I was having a breakdown. My attorney thought I needed a vacation.

My ex-wife's lawyer sent a very crisp letter, written in the kind of aggressively professional tone that suggested she personally considered Texas a hostile environment, reminding me about the custody agreement and asking if Texas was really "suitable."

None of them understood, because none of them had sat in my corner office on the forty-second floor of a San Francisco high-rise staring at a quarterly earnings report and felt absolutely nothing.

Not satisfaction. Not pride. Not even the low-grade competitive hunger that used to get me out of bed at five in the morning. Nothing. Just a hollow, humming quiet where ambition used to live.