Sebastian:
Hi, chasers. I’m Quincy Monroe and—just kidding. I’m Sebastian Dunn, Quincy’s longtime idol, the meteorologist she aspires to be, and the only one to ever score better than her on a college exam. Today I’m—Ow. Sorry about that, folks. She threw a pillow at me.
Quincy:
Because no one likes a liar.
Sebastian:
What am I lying about? I did score better than you on a college exam. Don’t you remember? It was Physical Meteorology, and—
Quincy:
We should talk about the tornado last night, not things that happened ten years ago.
Sebastian:
You’re still disappointed, aren’t you? That’s fine. The tornado is a much bigger topic of conversation than my academic superiority. It’s why you’re watching me on your screen and thinking,gee. Why is that good looking dude hostingThe Rainy Day Showtoday? I’ll tell you why: because Quincy hurt her ankle, and she’s resting it with some ice.
Quincy:
He banished me to the couch and won’t let me do any work. If it were up to me, we’d be talking about vortexes and the central core the storm last night had.
Sebastian:
It’s for your own good, Monroe. Like she said, we did chase a storm last night. We’ve both experienced tornadoes before, but this one was different. It reminded me a lot of—