Finn: Now that’s real talent. Can’t say I’m familiar with that trick, but I might need to add it to my repertoire.
Emma: I think it’s sleight of hand, but I can’t prove it.
Finn: It’d probably be weird if you tried.
Emma: I’m still tempted. How’s it going with not catering?
Finn: Boring. Hit some waves earlier.
Emma: You surf?
Finn: Only when I’m not rescuing defenseless cupcakes from predatory caterers.
Emma: Too soon.
Finn: You ever been surfing?
Emma: No, but I once created a giant water slide using five Slip ’N Slides from neighborhood kids. We slid like kings for an afternoon. Surfing seems like the next logical step.
Five Minutes Later
Emma: Finn? You still there?
Finn: Spaced for a sec. You sure you aren’t single?
Emma: Finn…
Finn: Sorry, sugar. It’s just that you’re kinda my dream girl.
Emma: I’m 100% taken.
Finn: Noted, again. And a giant Slip ’N Slide sounds amazing. Maybe I should do that now.
Emma: It’s not worth the grass burns.
Finn: I think you underestimate what I’d do for the craft. Speaking of, please excuse me while I go practice a new balloon animal trick.
Emma: Please don’t hurt yourself.
Monday
Teresa: Stop texting me a million gifs of baby elephants falling over.
Emma: I only sent four!
Teresa: Your bf has been gone for one day, and you’re already acting like a lovesick ninny.
Emma: Omg, Teresa, they’re just elephants.
Teresa: Find another way to entertain yourself!
Emma: Just trying to text my friend.
Teresa: You already sent me three Celine Dion music videos this morning.
Emma: She’s a national treasure.
Teresa: She’s Canadian.
