Brave of you to ask such an open-ended question of me, Mel.
I will literally do anything for some caffeine right now
Do your worst, Kane
So many options to go with here, how does one choose?
There’s the obvious option A- eternal servitude.
But that seems a bit extreme,even for me.
What are these terms of servitude going to entail? I said I’d do anything. Grandma Nora has me desperate over here
Oooh yeah, stock day, isnt it?
Indeed. My body hasn’t handled this level of manual labor since the carnival of 2011
Well now you’ve got my pity. Forget servitude- how about you just come by the diner after work and have a drink with me? I know the bartender, might be able to hook us up with some freebies on the house
You’ve got yourself a deal, Mr. Kane
And don’t forget the whipped cream, please
January 25th
You will never guess what DVD I just found at the flea market.
We have a flea market? Since when??
Is it one of the Scary Movie movies? I’m missing one of them, but I can’t remember which
I still haven’t figured out what you see in those films.
And yeah, the flea market opened up a couple of years ago. It’s actually just Levi, Sal, and Jay running a few booths down by the highschool football field on the weekends.
They’re classic 2000s cinema, Ronin. What do you mean??
…and omg why doesn’t this surprise me at all
…
Do you want to know why I texted you or not?
Only if the answer has changed to “Mel, can I take you to the flea market tomorrow?” I need to see this immediately
Also, yes, please tell me
Of course I’ll take you to the flea market. Just don’t expect much besides some used DVDs and old “vintage” clothes.
I mean, sounds like heaven, what are you talking about
So what was the movie?? Don’t leave me hanging
Remember that time we went to that weird film festival in Callahan?
I don’t think I could forget that experience even if I tried. Not all of those movies were bad, though! We watched a few gems
Exactly… and now, I hold in my hands a copy of that one about the two parrots who fell in love in Florida
