and i accept. we move on
Thompson
what's the new number
Berger
fifty. it's a best of seven. anyone who gives you a number that isn't fifty is selling something
Thompson
that's the least Berger number you've ever produced
Berger
the Final humbles all models. also i'm reopening the hair rankings. playoff beards are at full maturity now, the data has completely changed
Thompson
i want my mullet recount. you owe me a recount
Berger
recount granted. you've moved up. you are now SECOND mullet
Thompson
WHO IS STILL ABOVE ME
Berger
the spiritual mullet. Fontenot's lead is insurmountable
Fontenot
i still don't have a mullet
Berger
and yet
Davis
i can't stop shaking. is anyone else shaking. i've been shaking since the horn
Marchetti
i called my nonna. she cried. then she asked if i'd eaten. then she cried again
Kowalski
i don't think it's real yet. somebody say a sentence that makes it real
Thompson
we beat Montreal in their building to go to the Stanley Cup Final
Kowalski
