in the handshake line Mueller. the one moment a man's hair is judged by a national audience
Mueller
that is at least a defined condition. i withdraw the objection
Thompson
where am i ranked
Berger
you are a strong mullet. top three mullet
Thompson
TOP THREE? who's above me
Berger
Fontenot. and a write-in
Fontenot
i don't even have a mullet
Berger
you have a SPIRITUAL mullet. the committee felt it
Thompson
THERE'S A COMMITTEE
Berger
i am the committee
Murray
i've been bald nine years
Berger
and you are ranked, Murray. honorary BEARD. the beard is doing the work of the whole head and the committee respects that
Murray
fine
Jensen
do i place
Berger
you have the same haircut you had at training camp. that's not a ranking that's a missing person report
Soucy
