I smile innocently.
“If your Wolf ever wants...”
I clear my throat dramatically.
“...I could give him a shampoo.”
He raises one eyebrow.
“On the house, of course.”
He narrows his eyes.
“Are you saying my Wolf stinks?”
My mouth falls open.
“What?No!”
He keeps a perfectly straight face.
“I bathe regularly.”
“I didn't mean?—”
“I condition.”
“I—”
“I have excellent hygiene.”
“Rand!”
He holds out another second before the corners of his mouth finally betray him.
“I'm just teasing you, Honey.”
I smack his shoulder.
“You jerk.”
“You laughed.”
“I did.”
“So it worked.”
“It absolutely did not.”
He kisses the tip of my nose.
“It absolutely did.”
I roll my eyes.
“I can't believe I fell for that.”
“You'll get used to my sense of humor.”
