Jude:Video message
Gracie:The only thing this footage proves is Taco’s wise, instinctual mistrust of lawyers.
Jude:Henry still has scars!
Gracie:Scars build character! Also, a responsible owner would make sure their pet’s nails are trimmed.
Jude:Yes, she’s quite militant about enforcing my personal hygiene habits.
Gracie:Good to know where you rank in the scheme of things.
Jude: Definitely below treats, but somewhere above kitty litter.
Gracie: And don’t you forget it!
Gracie:Btw, do you have time to meet tomorrow at my florist’s? It’s called Daphne’s Petals. I need to beg her to do this wedding, and you definitely haven’t had your weekly recommended serving of guilt yet.
Jude:I’m practically wasting away. Can you do 12?
Gracie:Yes, it’s a date!
Gracie:Not like a date, date. You don’t even do those, obviously.
Jude:Obviously?
Gracie:Am I not texting with the Grim Reaper of Relationships? Yes, obviously.
Gracie:… right?
Jude:Why, are you interested?
Gracie:Kb N
Gracie:oops, I mean, NO.
Jude:You sure, butter fingers? I’ve been told my scythe is really big.
Gracie:I’m blocking you! See you tomorrow.
Jude:I’ll be the one in black.
Gracie:BLOCKING
Wednesday
Gracie:Are you okay? You seemed a little shell-shocked when we left.
Jude:I’m fine, just sweeping up the pieces of my shattered soul.
Gracie:I never said this was going to be easy.
Jude:You also never said you’d be breaking the news about Larkwood to your friends in front of me. Are all of them going to cry like that?
Gracie:Probably? I tried to tell you how much Larkwood means to everyone. I wasn’t kidding.
Jude:Consider me chastened.
Gracie:And convinced?
