Link
tit for tat? about whatever’s on your tits ??
Ashton
always
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Link
i see you lurking on social media. doomscrolling?
Ashton
no. i was stalking you.
Ashton
your twitter, specifically
Link
yeah? see anything you like
Ashton
what’s with the live tweeting?
Link
c’mon, TWD is awesome!
Ashton
hmm. the leader of the savior group is terribly attractive, despite his horrific behavior. i will give you that.
Link
euyuck. I mean, he’s ruggedly handsome, yeah, but he kind of reminds me of my dad
Ashton
you are an interesting man, Link
Link
glad you think so. uh, actually, that’s sort of why i msged
Ashton
oh, you need a reason to message now? earlier you texted to let me know the Soul-arium was out of Cookie Crunch
Link
yeah, what’s the ETA on that, anyway?
Ashton