Jade
That is a banger of a line.
And because of that, I’m swiping left.
I’d been stressed over the last few days, but being around them helped me so much. So far, being included in their group chat had gotten me access to a debate about whether or not Mollie should plant raspberries, and if Wren should start a rage room for the town.
They’d gone out of their way to make me feel welcome, and I enjoyed talking to them.
Piper
Any time, Jade.
Jade
Speaking of men, Theo’s car is back at the shop. Have you seen him today?
Piper
Maybe.
Jade
YOU BETTER TELL ME THE TEA.
Piper
He was busy with a new business venture ... Adding food to the menu.
He got the idea because I mentioned I forget to eat. And then gave me one of everything.
Jade
Climb him like a fucking tree. I’m living vicariously through you.
Grace
That’s SO cute.
Mollie
Agreed.
Wren
10/10 Piper should bang him.
Piper
I’ll do that after I get over how sweet it was.
Mollie
Oh, and also, we WILL be bullying you to make sure you take care of yourself. I now have an alarm to text you and ask.
Piper
I don’t do it on purpose! Reminders are all I need.