Dex
I’M SORRY WHAT
Brody
FAKE DATING???
Luca
This is the best day of my life
More messages keep coming. I scroll to the bottom.
Dex
Rodriguez you better be reading this
Brody
RESPOND IMMEDIATELY
Luca
We need photographic evidence
Dex
Send pics of you in a suit
Brody
Send pics of the girlfriend
Luca
Are you ACTUALLY fake dating or is that code
Anderson
Can someone explain fake dating to me
Dex
It’s when you pretend to date someone but you’re actually into them
Brody
So just dating
Dex
But with more steps
Brody
I thought we taught you how to commit Rodriguez
I shouldn’t find this funny. I should be annoyed. But I’m grinning.
