“What’s so funny?” Owen asks.
“My teammates are idiots.”
I type out a response.
You guys are unbelievable
The responses are immediate.
Dex
HE LIVES
Brody
DETAILS NOW
Luca
How’s the fake dating going
Dex
Is it still fake
Brody
Have you kissed her
Luca
Have youdone more than kiss her
Anderson
Guys maybe give him some privacy
Dex
Absolutely not
Brody
We need ALL the details
I’m typing a response when Owen calls out, “Okay, Garrett just texted. He’s running late.”
Perfect. A few more minutes without having to deal with him.
The guys start getting ready. Shaving, ironing shirts, debating tie knots. I hang my suit on the bathroom door and button my shirt slowly.
My phone buzzes again.
Almardon
Sorry man. They wouldn’t stop asking.
It’s fine. They were going to find out eventually.