Mackie
so I heard a really funny story today
Me
oh no
Mackie
my dad got home from practice and told my mom that you have a family in vancouver and I’m wondering why I didn’t hear about this from you
Me
it’s not what it sounds like
Mackie
it sounds like we have three children
Me
Rodriguez heard you laughing in my apartment on friday and now the entire team thinks I’m hiding a family in canada
Mackie
RODRIGUEZ WAS OUTSIDE YOUR APARTMENT???
Me
apparently he could smell your perfume in the hallway
Mackie
oh my god
oh my GOD
Me
this is your fault
Mackie
what did you tell them
Me
nothing. I kept saying there’s nobody and the more I denied it the worse it got
Mackie
incredible
well your secret fake wife says goodnight
try not to wake the kids
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