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Billie narrowed her eyes. “Can we go to the Grossology exhibit?”

“At the science museum?”

“Yes. I want to see the giant nose.”

I looked at my youngest daughter, who had syrup on her chin and vengeance in her eyes.

“Absolutely,” I said. “When it’s your turn, we’ll go see the giant nose.”

“And the burp machine?”

“Obviously.”

“And the poop thing?”

I sighed. Why was this my life? “Yes. And the poop thing.”

Billie smiled, appeased. “Okay. I forgive you for excluding me.”

Bianca was quiet. Too quiet.

I looked at her. “B?”

She stared at her pancake. “You don’t have to take us anywhere expensive.”

“Sweetheart, this isn’t about money.”

She gave me a skeptical look.

“It’s about quality time with the two of you,” I said.

A few minutes later, the front door opened. Billie was out of her chair before I had time to react. “Winnie!”

I heard the familiar laugh from the foyer. “Good morning, Miss Billie.”

“I smelled burnt circles.”

“So do I.”

Billie huffed. “Dad made breakfast.”

“I gathered as much,” Winnie said.

I rubbed a hand over my face. “I can hear both of you.”

Winnie appeared in the kitchen doorway a moment later. A woven basket rested against one hip, and she carried her usual travel mug in the other hand.

Her eyes found mine. For a heartbeat, neither of us spoke. It wasn’t uncomfortable, but it was an odd sort of awareness.

The memory of the previous evening settled between us before she offered a small smile. “Good morning, Conrad.”

My pulse skittered, which was not at all helpful. “Morning.”

Billie grabbed Winnie’s hand. “What do you think of Dad’s burnt pancakes?”

“They’re edible. I promise.” I gestured toward the stove. “They’re right there if you’d like to judge for yourself.”

“I’ll reserve judgment until I’ve had coffee.”