Zeus
She told me you’re a very nice girl. I didn’t tell her otherwise.
Yas
Oh? What makes you think I’m not a nice girl?
Zeus
Because I know what a naughty girl you are.
Yas
Maybe I should have told her that you’re not as nice as she thinks
Zeus
Do you have any time this week when you can be not-nice for me?
Yas
Well, I know we’ll be together for Hope’s surgery on Wednesday, but I have an early meeting on Thursday morning. What about Friday night?
I can be very not-nice to you on Friday evening.
Zeus
Friday evening works for me. My place? You could come over for dinner so I can make sure you eat before I’m not-nice to you.
Yas
Are you sure feeding me isn’t too nice for you?
Zeus
It’s entirely selfish. I want to make sure you have the energy for all the very not-nice things I’m going to do to you.
Yas
I can get behind that.
Zeus
And then I’ll get behind you
Yas
LMAO
That was terrible
Zeus
That’s not what you’ll be saying on Friday.
Yas
I’d better not be.
