ICARUS
No. I just asked one of the booksellers to guide me to the horniest sapphic options with happily ever afters.
But if you still want to “teach me to read” I’ll happily start with that one.
ME
Why?
ICARUS
Inspiration.
Then the next day, in the group chat:
FINAL CHAT FR THIS TIME
ICARUS
LNHL Countdown: 8 1/2 weeks
Z
anyone know who we’re playing against in the first round?
ME
The schedule won’t be released until February.
YERSIE
Better be Glacier. I want their asses out in the first round.
ICARUS
Trouble at home?
YERSIE
If I told you Clay Matthews was even more of a dick than we originally thought, would you believe me?
CAY
Yes.
HAMMIE
Yes.
BRADY:
Yes.
ME
I could see it.
Then, just now:
