Apocalypse_Cow:but she could be a model if she wanted!
Oh, thank god. A conversation shift.
MirkerLurker:Haven’t you been dating for like five years? Are you going to marry her?
Apocalypse_Cow:dunno
Apocalypse_Cow:if she says yes.
emmersmacks:ASK HER!!
emmersmacks:What are you waiting for???
Apocalypse_Cow:um
MirkerLurker:Leave him alone, Emmy. If he doesn’t want to ask yet, he doesn’t have to ask yet.
emmersmacks:Boo
Apocalypse_Cow:thank you, eliza.
Apocalypse_Cow:now, about that gentleman you spent the afternoon with ...
MirkerLurker:We just ate lunch together!
Apocalypse_Cow:as you’ve said. however, i intend to get to the truth.
emmersmacks:Whats his name??
MirkerLurker:Wallace.
Apocalypse_Cow:...
emmersmacks:...
Apocalypse_Cow:...
emmersmacks:...
Apocalypse_Cow:...
emmersmacks:...
MirkerLurker:What’s wrong with the name Wallace?
Apocalypse_Cow:it’s, uh.
emmersmacks:Its silly as hell
MirkerLurker:Wallace isn’t a silly name!
Apocalypse_Cow:it makes me think of a cartoon character.
emmersmacks:There are hardcore potheads on campus named Wallace
MirkerLurker:Why do you know the names of hardcore potheads on campus?
emmersmacks:Because theyre friendly