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Apocalypse_Cow:no need to apologize. i would’ve done the same thing. no one needs that much attention on themselves, especially if they’ve been anonymous for so long.

Apocalypse_Cow:and you’re welcome—i do deserve much praise for my honorable actions in the eliza mirk scandal operation. perhaps a promotion to god overlord of the forums, and a statue of myself made of solid gold.

10:58 a.m. (emmersmacks has joined the message)

emmersmacks:E!!!!!

emmersmacks:YOURE BACK!!!!!!!

MirkerLurker:Hey, Em.

emmersmacks:HOW HAVE YOU BEEN???

emmersmacks:ARE YOU OKAY???

MirkerLurker:Yeah, not bad. Mostly staying away from the internet.

emmersmacks:People have been loving the Monstrous Sea pages

emmersmacks:They say youre not coming back to finish them

Apocalypse_Cow:seriously though, em. keep your mouth shut.

Apocalypse_Cow:you don’t have to finish them if you don’t want to, e. you don’t have to do anything just because those brats on the forums tell you to.

MirkerLurker:They’re not brats, though, they’re fans. They’re the only reason all of this exists. I have to try to finish it for them, right?

Apocalypse_Cow:no.

emmersmacks:I mean I want to see the end

emmersmacks:But if its going to make you sad then I dont want you to do it

MirkerLurker:Whatever, I didn’t come here to talk about Monstrous Sea anyway. What have you two been doing? And Max, don’t say something stupid like eating Twizzlers. I haven’t sent you any Twizzlers lately and I know the only Twizzlers you eat are mine.

MirkerLurker:Em, did you finish school?

emmersmacks:Yes!!

emmersmacks:Got a 92 in that Calc class

emmersmacks:Suck it Professor Teller

Apocalypse_Cow:she actually said that to him too.

MirkerLurker:You didn’t.

MirkerLurker:Tell me you did.

emmersmacks:I might have

emmersmacks:What they dont tell you about college is how good it feels to stick it to dickhead teachers

Apocalypse_Cow:i’d give you an a+ just for that alone.

emmersmacks:Thank you

emmersmacks:Ooh ooh!!!