Rett:
Damn right I am.
Cruz:
That’s more like it.
Cruz:
Your slider was nasty tonight!
Rett:
That homer!
Cruz:
Yeah, I was pretty fucking impressive
at the plate tonight.
Rett:
You were, but did you pitch a shut-out
inning to save the game?
Cruz:
Wow... Don’t let that go to your head.
I’m proud of you.
Rett:
Awe! Love you too. Just think, you’re going
to get to see my naked ass strutting around
your locker room soon. I hope you don’t get jealous.
Cruz:
I’m afraid to ask why you think I would be jealous.
Rett:
I would think that’s pretty obvious.
God gave me the bigger dick.
Cruz:
Is that what you think?
Rett:
I know it.
