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Aspen

Yes. Tell your assistant to expect chocolate. I know she was the brains behind this.

Trace

That’s hurtful. I’m more than a pretty face.

Aspen

Awe, poor baby.

Trace

First I’m old. Now I’m a baby?

Aspen

You contain multitudes, big brother.

Trace

You’re as hard to talk to as Knox.

Trace

We used the business address and a proxy number for inquiries, so your info stays private.

Aspen

I don’t even know what that means. Why couldn’t I just put it on WYList?

Drake

Because WYList is for used underwear and feet pics. The internet is full of weirdos, and as annoying as you are, I’d prefer you didn’t end up tied up in someone’s basement.

Aspen

Says the man with a MeetQuick profile.

Aspen

Also, it’s weird that you know that about the feet pics.

Trace

Everyone knows that, Aspen. This is safer and easier. Sign the damn contract and stop snooping on my dating profiles.

Aspen

“Dating.” Sure, we’ll call it that.

I sigh. He might be obnoxious but he’s also right. I don’t have time to add things to my plate. And this is a drop in the bucket for him and his team.

Aspen: But seriously, Thank you, Trace.

Drake: What about me? It was my idea to rent out the loft.

Aspen: OMG he’s alive.