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Cutangle nodded. “It was no illusion,” he said, “yet he didn't use his hands. What was he saying to himself? Do you know?”
“He says it's just words to make his mind work properly,” said Treatle, and shrugged. “I can't understand half of what he says and that's a fact. He says he's having to invent words because there aren't any for the things he's doing.”
Cutangle glanced sideways at his fellow mages. They nodded.
“It will be an honour to admit him to the University,” he said. “Perhaps you would tell him so when he wakes up.”
He felt a tugging at his robe, and looked down.
“Excuse me,” said Esk.
“Hallo, young lady,” said Cutangle, in a sugarmouse voice. “Have you come to see your brother enter the University?”
“He's not my brother,” said Esk. There were times when the world had seemed to be full of brothers, but this wasn't one of them.
“Are you important?” she said.
Cutangle looked at his colleagues, and beamed. There were fashions in wizardry, just like anything else; sometimes wizards were thin and gaunt and talked to animals (the animals didn't listen, but it's the thought that counts) while at other times they tended towards the dark and saturnine, with little black pointed beards. Currently Aldermanic was in. Cutangle swelled with modesty.
“Quite important,” he said. “One does one's best in the service of one's fellow man. Yes. Quite important, I would say.”
“I want to be a wizard,” said Esk.
The lesser wizards behind Cutangle stared at her as if she was a new and interesting kind of beetle. Cutangle's face went red and his eyes bulged. He looked down at Esk and seemed to be holding his breath. Then he started to laugh. It started somewhere down in his extensive stomach regions and worked its way up, echoing from rib to rib and causing minor wizardquakes across his chest until it burst forth in a series of strangled snorts. It was quite fascinating to watch, that laugh. It had a personality all of its own.
But he stopped when he saw Esk's stare. If the laugh was a music hall clown then Esk's determined squint was a whitewash bucket on a fast trajectory.
“A wizard?” he said; “You want to be a wizard?”
“Yes,” said Esk, pushing the dazed Simon into Trestle's reluctant arms. “I'm the eighth son of an eighth son. I mean daughter.”
The wizards around her were looking at one another and whispering. Esk tried to ignore them.
“What did she say?”
“Is she serious?”
“I always think children are so delightful at that age, don't you?”
“You're the eighth son of an eighth daughter?” said Cutangle. “Really?”
“The other way around, only not exactly,” said Esk, defiantly.
Cutangle dabbed his eyes with a handkerchief.
“This is quite fascinating,” he said. “I don't think I've ever heard of something quite like this before. Eh?”
He looked around at his growing audience. The people at the back couldn't see Esk and were craning to check if some interesting magic was going on. Cutangle was at a loss.
“Well, now,” he said. “You want to be a wizard?”
“I keep telling everyone but no one seems to listen,” said Esk.
e more typical method was to be sponsored by a senior and respected wizard, after a suitable period of apprenticeship.
Competition was stiff for a University place and the honour and privileges an Unseen degree could bring. Many of the boys milling around the hall, and launching minor spells at each other, would fail and have to spend their lives as lowly magicians, mere magical technologists with defiant beards and leather patches on their elbows who congregated in small jealous groups at parties.
Not for them the coveted pointy hat with optional astrological symbols, or the impressive robes, or the staff of authority. But at least they could look down on conjurers, who tended to be jolly and fat and inclined to drop their aitches and drink beer and go around with sad thin women in spangly tights and really infuriate magicians by not realising how lowly they were and kept telling them jokes. Lowliest of all - apart from witches, of course - were thaumaturgists, who never got any schooling at all. A thaumaturgist could just about be trusted to wash out an alembic. Many spells required things like mould from a corpse dead of crushing, or the semen of a living tiger, or the root of a plant that gave an ultrasonic scream when it was uprooted. Who was sent to get them? Right.
