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“Can you stand it upright?” said Granny.
With great delicacy the staff turned slowly in the air until it hung in front of Granny a few inches above the ice. Frost glittered on its carvings, but it seemed to Cutangle - through the red haze of migraine that hovered in front of his eyes - to be watching him. Resentfully.
Granny adjusted her hat and straightened up purposefully.
“Right,” she said. Cutangle swayed. The tone of voice cut through him like a diamond saw. He could dimly remember being scolded by his mother when he was small; well, this was that voice, only refined and concentrated and edged with little bits of carborundum, a tone of command that would have a corpse standing to attention and could probably have marched it halfway across its cemetery before it remembered it was dead.
Granny stood in front of the hovering staff, almost melting its icy covering by the sheer anger in her gaze.
“This is your idea of proper behaviour, is it? Lying around on the sea while people die? Oh, very well done!”
She stomped around in a semi-circle. To Cutangle's bewilderment, the staff turned to follow her.
“So you were thrown away,” snapped Granny. “So what? She's hardly more than a child, and children throw us all away sooner or later. Is this loyal service? Have you no shame, lying around sulking when you could be of some use at last?”
She leaned forward, her hooked nose a few inches from the staff. Cutangle was almost certain that the staff tried to lean backwards out of her way.
“Shall I tell you what happens to wicked staffs?” she hissed. “If Esk is lost to the world, shall I tell you what I will do to you? You were saved from the fire once, because you could pass on the hurt to her. Next time it won't be the fire.”
Her voice sank to a whiplash whisper.
“First it'll be the spokeshave. And then the sandpaper, and the auger, and the whittling knife -”
“I say, steady on,” said Cutangle, his eyes watering.
“- and what's left I'll stake out in the woods for the fungus and the woodlice and the beetles. It could take years.”
The carvings writhed. Most of them had moved around the back, out of Granny's gaze.
“Now,” she said. “I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to pick you up and we are all going back to the University, aren't we? Otherwise it's blunt saw time.”
She rolled up her sleeves and extended a hand.
“Wizard,” she said, “I shall want you to release it.”
Cutangle nodded miserably.
“When I say now, now! Now!”
Cutangle opened his eyes again.
Granny was standing with her left arm extended full length in front of her, her hand clamped around the staff.
The ice was exploding off it, in gouts of steam.
“Right,” finished Granny, “and if this happens again I shall be very angry, do I make myself clear?”
Cutangle lowered his hands and hurried towards her.
“Are you hurt?”
She shook her head. “It's like holding a hot icicle,” she said. “Come on, we haven't got time to stand around chatting.”
“How are we going to get back?”
“Oh, show some backbone, man, for goodness sake. We'll fly,”
Granny waved her broomstick. The Archchancellor looked at it doubtfully.
