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Magrat glanced at Granny.
'Probably not,' she said meekly.
'Well,' said Nanny. 'What's it to be, Esme? Are we going home? Or are we off to see the elephant?'
Granny's broomstick turned gently in the breeze.
'You're a disgustin' old baggage, Gytha Ogg,' said Granny.
'That's me,' said Nanny cheerfully.
'And, Magrat Garlick - '
'I know,' said Magrat, overwhelmed with relief, 'I'm a wet hen.'
Granny looked back towards the Hub, and the high mountains. Somewhere back there was an old cottage with the key hanging in the privy. All sorts of things were probably going on. The whole kingdom was probably going to rack and ruin without her around to keep people on the right track. It was her job. There was no telling what stupidities people would get up to if she wasn't there . . .
Nanny kicked her red boots together idly.
'Well, I suppose there's no place like home,' she said.
'No,' said Granny Weatherwax, still looking thoughtful. 'No. There's a billion places like home. But only one of 'em's where you live.'
'So we're going back?' said Magrat.
'Yes.'
But they went the long way, and saw the elephant.
THE END
