Page 88 of The Dysasters

“Good point, well done,” Eve said. But Bowen could tell by her tone that she really didn’t give a damn.

“I also made another change. It’s not a hurricane. It’s a tropical storm.”

“Uh-uh, that’s not what we agreed to.”

“Well, when it’s earth’s turn you do what you think is best. It’s water’s turn, and I think it’s irresponsible to create a hurricane and then send it to smash into lowlands like this peninsula or Galveston Island. It’s already bad out there. And besides that, if there’s much more than a tropical storm warning they’re going to start evacuating, and then we’ll never find Charlotte and Bastien.”

“Okay, you’re right about that. Actually, you’reveryright.” Eve’s voice sounded sly and pleased. Very pleased. “You said the eye of the storm is headed directly for us here?”

“Yes. It’s about eight-thirty right now. It should come to shore in the next hour.”

“Perfect. It’ll draw the water kids here. The old man said he owns the two hundred acres surrounding the house, and no one else lives on it. He has a beach that stretches for hundreds of yards—aprivatebeach. Those two kids will be simple to grab.”

“Then we sit here and wait for Tate and Foster and, eventually, Charlotte and Bastien?”

“Exactly.”

“And you think they’re really just going to walk into this trap?” Mark asked.

“I know they will, or at least Tate will. We have the only person left in Tate’s family. He’ll be here. Once we have him it’ll just be a matter of time before he gives up his girlfriend,” Eve said.

Bowen had heard enough. He signaled for Bugsy to follow him back up the stairs. He grabbed the walking stick he’d carved himself and turned to the big dog. Looking her in her bright, intelligent eyes, he said, “All right Ms. Bugsy, we’re ready for our close-up,” he misquotedSunset Boulevardas the dog’s tail wagged enthusiastically. “Let’s do this.”

When Linus Bowen started down the stairs the second time, it seemed a different man inhabited his skin—an older, sicker, frailer man who could barelyhobble without leaning on the cane and the big dog. He was halfway down the stairs when Mark’s head appeared. The man was frowning and looking pale and miserable.

“Mr. Bowen, here, let me help you.” Mark started up the stairs, but Bugsy’s warning growl had him hesitating.

“Nope, nope nope. Can make it down just fine,” Bowen said between exaggerated pants and his very best old man moans. “We’re used to doing things by ourselves. Don’t like people much.” He made sure to glare at Mark as the man retreated so that he and Bugsy could limp past him.

“Good morning, Mr. Bowen! I have fresh coffee brewed and I’m making your favorite, steak and eggs with all the fixings,” Eve smiled prettily over her shoulder as she stirred what Bowen thought smelled like grits.

“See you made yourself at home,” Bowen grumbled. “Even though no one gave you permission to.”

“Well, I thought since you couldn’t make it to your Corner Caféthis morning—I’d make the Corner Cafécome to you. I’ll even pour your coffee.”

She was doing just that when Bowen caught her gaze with his. “How long have you been following me?”

She laughed. “Oh, not long at all. But you were a hard man to find. Why is that, Mr. Bowen? Hey, may I call you Linus?”

“I’m not hard to find. Not if you’re friend or family. And, no, you may not call me Linus. I’ll take two sugars and a dollop of cream in my coffee.”

“Here you are, Mr. Bowen.” Eve handed him the steaming cup of coffee. He raised it to his lips as Bugsy whined pitifully up at him.

“Sorry, old girl. I’m not myself today. Almost forgot.” Bowen put the mug down on the kitchen table and slowly began hobbling toward the front door, leaning on his stick and resting his other hand on the wolfhound’s strong back.

He’d only gone a shuffling foot out of the kitchen when Luke was suddenly standing in front of him. “I think you need to sit down. You’re not moving so good.”

Bowen looked up at him wearily. “’Course I’m stiff and hurtin’. You would be too if you were an old man and some young bucks had broken into your house and thrown you around. My hips don’t work like they used to.”

“My brothers are sorry about that,” Mark said, coming up behind Bowenand circling around the slit-eyed dog. “But why don’t you have a seat in your recliner? We’ll bring your breakfast to you and anything else you need.”

“Well, that sounds better than a sharp stick in the eye, but I gotta take Bugsy out first for her morning constitutional.” Bowen continued limping slowly, painfully, toward the door.

Matthew stepped up beside Luke. “Can’t let you do that, Mr. Bowen.”

The old man lifted his head and skewered the two men with his icy eyes. “Boys, you are damn lucky I’m not just a few years younger. Did you know I played football for the U of I? Didn’t know that, huh? Well, I did. Back when football players weren’t pussies and didn’t need titanium helmets and a mound of pads. Too bad you didn’t know me then. I would’ve enjoyed taking you out back and teaching you a thing or two about respect.”

“Okay, okay, old dude. We hear you. You used to be the shit. Well, now you’re just old, and you’re not going outside with that giant thing you call a dog,” said Luke.