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BAD_Ruck (2:25PM): Then what’s different now?
TAPRoseNEXT (2:26PM): I honestly don’t know.
BAD_Ruck (2:26PM): Smart money says it’s you, Rose.
He had a point. Kline Brooks had never given me any reason to doubt the decisions he made. He wasn’t a player. He didn’t make a show out of fucking anything in a short skirt and pair of heels that sashayed around the office.
Leslie was a perfect example. The girl was gorgeous and made a job out of flaunting her curves for the world to see. And I’d yet to see Kline act anything but annoyed with her—no salacious glances or devilish intents flashing across his eyes. He was ever the professional when his new intern was around. Most days, he was doing everything he could to push her off on someone else.
But my dating Kline equaled us getting to know each other on a more personal level. If one date turned into more, then eventually, he would know other things about me. Things I wouldn’t normally want my boss to know.
TAPRoseNEXT (2:27PM): Can I be frank with you?
BAD_Ruck (2:28PM): I guess. I’m surprisingly partial to Rose.
TAPRoseNEXT (2:28PM): I said frank, not Frank, Ruck.
BAD_Ruck (2:29PM): Have you ever not been frank with me?
I laughed, startling the pen out of the crossword woman’s hands.
“Sorry.” I cringed, leaning forward and picking it up from the aisle.
“No worries, honey.” She took the pen from my outstretched hand. “Two words for puppy amuser?” she asked, grinning.
“Chew toy,” I answered.
“Aha! You’re right! Thank you!” And that was that. She dove right back into her crossword, tuning the rest of the world out.
I replayed past convos with Ruck in my head. I tended to be pretty open and honest with him, maybe a bit too much. The other night I had kept him up until one in the morning discussing why most men thought anal sex was a good idea.
He’d ended the conversation with, “I’m not going to speak on behalf of all men, because let’s face it, there are some real morons in my gender. But for me, when I really want a woman, I want to claim every part of her.”
See what I mean? He gives damn good convo.
That response made me instantly jealous of the woman Ruck had set his sights on. Even I couldn’t ignore the sexiness of Ruck going caveman and wanting to claim every part of her, whoever she was. Lucky bitch.
TAPRoseNEXT (2:30PM): There’s another reason I’m nervous.
BAD_Ruck (2:31PM): Okay…
BAD_Ruck (2:32PM): Are you going to freely give this reason or is this an invitation to pry?
TAPRoseNEXT (2:33PM): Ugh…
BAD_Ruck (2:34PM): Do you have a foot fetish you’re trying to hide?
TAPRoseNEXT (2:34PM): No. I don’t even like my own feet, much less anyone else’s.
BAD_Ruck (2:35PM): An ex-boyfriend’s name tattooed across your lower back?
TAPRoseNEXT (2:35PM): I do not have a tramp stamp!
BAD_Ruck (2:36PM): Hairy back moles?
TAPRoseNEXT (2:36PM): I’m a lady, Ruck. I’m smooth everywhere.
BAD_Ruck (2:37PM): Damn, Rose. Stop talking dirty to me. We’re trying to talk you off the ledge, remember? Not push me out onto it.
TAPRoseNEXT (2:40PM): I’m a virgin.
BAD_Ruck (2:41PM): An anal virgin?
TAPRoseNEXT (2:42PM): No. A certified, my-pussy-has-never-been-penetrated virgin.
BAD_Ruck (2:44PM): Jesus.
TAPRoseNEXT (2:45PM): That’s sweet, but we don’t have time to pray right now.
For what seemed like an hour, I watched the text box bubbles move as he gathered a response.
BAD_Ruck (2:48PM): This scenario deserves a prayer. Hell, it deserves an airplane banner with the words, “Get your shit together, men, because dreams can come true. There are still gorgeous, sexy, intelligent women out there who are saving themselves for the right guy.” Christ, I think you might be the last twenty-something virgin in New York.
The last twenty-something virgin in NYC? Gah. That did not make me feel better. That made me feel a hell of a lot worse. I sounded pathetic.
TAPRoseNEXT (2:50PM): That’s one crazy long banner. And thanks for the vote of confidence. I feel even worse about it now. I’m not a total prude, by the way. I’ve been with men. I know what a penis feels like in my mouth. I’ve just yet to find the right penis I deem worthy of sex.
BAD_Ruck (2:51PM): You’re killing me right now. Do you even realize how rare you are, Rose?
Now, I do. I was the last twenty-something virgin in New York! I might as well have offered up my vagina to the Museum of Natural History. Surely, it would be shown in the fossils display. I could already picture it, right beside Tyrannosaurus Rex’s teeth.
