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‘I don’t mind.’ I look into his green eyes and he looks right into mine, I see the hazel flecks and his eyes smile at me. Apart from Charlotte, he’s the only person I can do that with, his are the only eyes I can really look into without averting mine. ‘I want her to have one.’
‘She does love riding,’ he concedes and I realise I am maybe going to get my way after all. ‘And she did want to go for that week away with the pony club in summer…’ I am getting my way! I start to kiss him, not his mouth, but his cheeks and he pulls his head back and laughs, so I go for his neck and I’ve almost got a yes. ‘We could maybe think about Portugal?’
‘Maybe.’ I give him a smile while thinking, maybe not, but I haven’t got an absolute yes yet and I’m not about to get one this morning, because then the doorbell goes.
I turn and look through the conservatory and down the hallway. I can see Simone through the entry glass and I give her a wave and climb off his lap and walk towards her smiling. One of the reasons that I love my routines so much is the look on Simone’s face when I let her and Felicity in.
I call for Charlotte who’s already halfway down the stairs. I love the tightness to Simone’s lips, even as she smiles. She follows me down the hall apologising for the short notice. ‘I only just got the call,’ Simone explains. While I believe she's got a meeting, I don't believe it suddenly came up at 7.30 on a Monday morning.
I’m quite sure that she's trying to catch me out.
But she won’t.
‘Have you got time for a quick cup?’ I gesture to my tea selection.
‘No, really, I’m in a mad rush. Thanks so much for this, Lucy.’
‘It’s no problem.’
I see her to the door as Felicity takes a seat at the breakfast table and then I walk back inside with a smirk.
You see, it looks as if it’s taken me hours when in fact it takes six minutes and that includes making the bircher muesli. Add in, about twelve minutes freezer preparation time, once a week.
It just takes a bit of organisation and, of course, the initial setup.
Allow me to share!
When my shopping is delivered on Tuesdays, I separate the breads, croissants and the muffins into seven portions. I top up my tea selection basket – initially I bought a selection from a tea boutique in the village, but now it’s just a matter of topping up the Earl Grey and English Breakfast. Anyway, on Tuesdays I also do a top up of the muesli and the jams and honeys - they all live on a large dresser in the conservatory. So, each evening, it's just a matter of putting out plates and teapots and the bread and pastries for defrosting and mixing up the bircher muesli. As I said, it takes six minutes, and it's worth every one of them, because the sight of my lovely clean family, all sitting around my beautifully laid table, has really pissed Simone off.
‘We’ll talk about Portugal tonight,’ he says, aiming a kiss at my cheek. I bite my tongue, because we’ll be speaking about the pony! ‘See you, Baby Girl,’ he says and gives a quick ruffle to Charlotte’s hair. Once he’s gone the girls go on Facebook, while I sort out the dishwasher and then we head out the door, but I’ve forgotten something and dash back and put my mug in my handbag.
That will get her.
I’ve got a cleaner called Rhonda – she’s the laziest woman on God’s earth, I swear. She comes in twice a week and basically does nothing except drink out of my favourite mug.
I’ve tried hiding it – but she finds it.
Even if I put it right at the back of the cupboard, she finds it, uses it and leaves it rinsed and drained on my shiny sink, like a little victory sign.
I hid it in my bathroom cupboard last week, but when I came home, there it was. There was also a pie wrapper in my newly changed bin and she’d been reading my magazines.
I know it.
I should fire her really.
Except you sort of have to have a cleaner in the village.
Though I’d far rather do it myself.
I really would.
I drop the girls at school and hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to yoga I go.
I stand like a tree and pretend to centre but I can’t switch off my mind. I want to know if we are getting another pony. I have to speak properly to him tonight. I hate it, it’s not for me, I’d happily let the idea go – I hate picking up shit and pretending it’s because we love picking up shit and want the real pony experience, instead of the cheaper agistment fees. I loathe it so much, yet Charlotte loves it so much. She really does and I can’t stand how upset she is over Noodle. I can’t stand to see Charlotte upset - maybe I shouldn’t have been so cross that she was on the phone to Alice.
I seem to get cross a lot lately.
I’m not going to get cross with her again, I tell myself. I remember what it was like with mum, how horrible it was when she flew into a rage and I am not doing that to Charlotte.
Calm, I tell myself.
I’m going to be calm and serene.
‘Lucy?’
I look up and I’m still wobbling in my tree position and everyone else is watching me. ‘It’s time for guided meditation.’
I hate this part.
But at least it means that the lesson is nearly done, because all of a sudden my brain tumour’s back.
We walk over and get our blankets and then back to our mats we go. Because you cool down when you relax, we cover ourselves in our blankets and fifteen grown women lie there with their eyes closed while Genna talks crap.
I remember this at nursery school.
We used to lie down and Mrs Lewis would read us a story.
I hated it then too.
All the other children would doze off.
And I’d lie there awake.
Wondering if she’d come.
‘Great lesson!’ We all chat as we shower and change and say things like - ‘wow, I so needed that,’ and ‘I just couldn’t get through the week if I didn’t have Genna on a Monday.’ They sound as if they mean it, so I say the same things too.
I mean it must be good for you, surely?
A couple of us go for a coffee after, a skinny latte, with skinny vanilla, and wow, they so needed that too!
I usually love my Mondays.
I just don’t today.
I haven’t of late, in fact.
‘Hey, baby,’ I hear when I answer my phone and it’s him. ‘What are you doing?’
‘I’m just on my way to the specialist.’ I think about discussing the pony again with him, but decide it’s better left till tonight and anyway, he tells me, he’s got to go into a meeting. I head off to the village and there’s a bit of a wait so I get a pedicure and my eyebrows threaded and finally I get my spray tan done. Afterwards, I put on a very loose cheesecloth dress and some sandals.
I look at my watch and Rhonda should be long gone. I concentrate extra hard on the drive home. I’ve got no knickers or bra on, so as not to mess up my spray tan, so I especially don’t want to have an accident.
And I don’t want to have Botox.
I wasn’t completely lying to him.
I do have a specialist appointment today.
Only it’s not with a doctor, it’s with a nurse. I’ve messed up my appointments, so I’ll have to get changed and I don’t want to mess up my tan. I just can’t face it today. I really do have a pounding headache.
Maybe I’ll just go to bed and read.
I slow down to let an ambulance pass and then a police car too. I’m going to cancel my appointment I decide, or just not show up. I’ll have to pay fifty quid whatever I do, because I haven’t given enough notice. It will be like bunking off – I used to do that a lot. But instead of hanging around the shops and the park like I did then, at least now I can go home. I smile at the thought, because all I want to do is go to bed and read.
It might sound as if I do nothing all day, but being his wife is a full-time job and I really want to just sign off for the afternoon.
I can’t stand the thought of needles in my face today.
As I turn into my street I slam on the brakes, not to avoid hitting someone, but because of what I see.
That ambulance and police car that I slowed to let past are outside my house. Their lights are blazing and there is my neighbour, with a prime view over the privet fence.
Why didn’t he have a word?
Why didn’t he insist that she grow it years ago?
I don’t want her watching my life.
I do remember thinking that surely the normal response would be to drive faster, to accelerate, to get there and find out what's going on, except I slammed the brakes on. I can see his car on my carriage driveway and instead of racing to get there, I actually want to turn the car around and drive away.
I swear, had I not met the eyes of my neighbour, I might just have done that.
I wish I'd gone for Botox, or out for lunch, or taken that spin class, but instead, I coax the car forward and park behind the ambulance and me and my pounding headache climb out, to be met by my neighbour.
‘Lucy!’ My neighbour is breathless with excitement. ‘Is there anything I can do?’
I shrug her off; I know she wants to come in, that she wants to find out for herself exactly what is going on.
All I know is that I don’t want her to.
There is a policeman at the door and he asks who I am. I tell him it's my house, I don't need his questions right now and no, I’m not showing him my ID. Another ambulance is pulling up and I have to stand back on the stairs as they race past me. I hear the police officer shout that the wife is here.
