Page 246 of The Doctors Will See You Now

Nudity, borderline inappropriate bedside comments, and from what I’d heard through the rumor mill, an insurgence of new patients with desperate determination to have their chance at the good doctor. He was struggling, but to an outsider like me, the entertainment value was endless.

“Will Cummings!” I shouted, calling his attention across the seventy-five feet of space between us.

His head jerked up at the sound of my voice, and a genuine smile curved the line of his mouth up at the corners. I understood—I’d be happy to see me too.

I headed straight for him—he was right in front of the coffee, after all, and I stuck out my hand to greet him.

“Scott,” he said easily, taking my hand to return my shake.

A mental film reel of his most recent episode made my smile shift slightly. The poor schmuck had been far too liberal with his behavior in front of the cameras, and aside from how much I enjoyed watching all of the ways his normally golden intentions shone a little less brightly, I felt bad for him. Will Cummings was a truly good guy.

But no show these days was after a truthful portrayal of three men in their medical prime, saving lives and taking names and being stand-up citizens in the process.

Today’s world was about drama and flair and making the stars of “reality” television as entertaining as possible—much of the time to the detriment of their overall character and existence.

That’s why I’d taken my philandering ways off-camera and off-site from the hospital—and for a brief period of time, curtailed them entirely—while we were being filmed. While Will got caught with his pants down time and again, when my episodes aired, I knew they wouldn’t catch me at all.

I smiled slyly at the thought.

“Stop looking at me like that,” Will said with a groan, and I couldn’t hide my amusement. He was too fucking easy to rile sometimes.

“Touchy, touchy. Someone’s in a bad mood.”

“Just you wait,” Will grumbled, stirring his coffee violently enough that it almost sloshed out of the cup and onto the counter. “You will be too.”

I laughed. Oh, Will. He really was too naïve. “You’re assuming everyone is as good at looking like an asshole as you are.” I reached out to shake his shoulder teasingly. “You really are the best.”

“Oh no, Scott,” he disagreed, a new layer of acid in his voice. “I assure you, as much as the rest of us try, we’ll never top you in the asshole department. Just ask Mandy. And Sarah. And Monica.”

Well, fuck. That stung. I smiled through the discomfort, but hearing each of those names felt like salt in an open wound. I’d misjudged those situations; stuck around too long thinking they felt as casually about me as I did about them. They didn’t deserve the way I’d taken off, but I wasn’t a relationship guy. Not at all.

“I guess you really are in a bad mood,” I muttered, knowing I’d mostly brought this on myself. He was obviously sensitive about the public scrutiny from the show, and I couldn’t blame anyone but myself for the Mandy, Sarah, and Monica ammunition I’d provided.

“Sorry, Scott. Just…with the show and everything…and I haven’t had my coffee.” He shrugged, his whole body a six-foot-something line of apology. “I guess you’re right. I am the biggest asshole.” I almost laughed. God, Will was a nice guy to a fault.

Still, I didn’t waste the opportunity his apology provided because, like he’d said earlier, I really was the bigger asshole. “Well, at least you recognize it now.”

I gave him a pat to the back and headed out while I was on top.

It was time to save lives, coffee consumed or not.

Twelve weeks later…

It’s official. I really am the luckiest son of a bitch in New York City. Amazing sex with three different women, three different nights this week with no hard feelings and the hottest show on reality television—I felt fucking unstoppable. On top of the world, like nothing could bring me down.

Dr. Erotic.

That’s what they’ve decided to call me. Just thinking about it makes me smile.

While Will had to bury his head in the sand, I’ve stretched mine toward the light. The glory, the fame, the good times.

The stint of celibacy I’d done during filming had been more than worth it, and now I was ready to use it to secure a life of the opposite.

I, Scott Shepard, was officially Dr. Erotic—and I’d take his power and recognition right to the streets of New York City and into the pants of willing women.

Are you ready for me?

Seven weeks later…