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You had a great rookie year and you deserve to lift that cup

I am legitimately worried to see you do it so soon because I know how you are, BUT you still deserved it after how well you played this year

I look forward to your over the top cup day this summer

I know I know you’re looking out for me or whatever :P

Thanks

And it will NOT be over the top. It will be completely normal and lowkey

I’m going to fill it with ice cream and bring it to the rink where I learned how to skate and let kids eat out of it

Duh

Aww that’s actually kinda cute

Lemme know the day and I’ll be there with ten packages of sprinkles

turkeytalk (June 11, 2013): Dylan Everett finishes his first NHL season with, checks notes: Calder Trophy (best rookie), Rocket Richard (most goals - INSANE for a rookie), Conn Smythe (playoff MVP), Stanley Cup. His rookie contract only allows him to make $950,000 but with bonuses he earned an extra $3.5 million. Like holy fuck. ASTOUNDING first season for our 19-year-old.

↪ turkeytalk: for those curious, his bonuses include: 20 goal minimum, 35 assist minimum, 50 point minimum, Calder Trophy, All Star participation, TOI - top 6 on team, 60 game minimum, Turkeys make the playoffs. He blew most of these out of the water, so seems like that $3.5 million was well earned.

Dylan (July 2013)

How do you buy a house?

Vanessa

Sorry you texted that question instead of typing it in Google

Haha very funny

Seriously I need help

With which part? Like the paperwork? Picking a house? Finding a real estate agent?

All of it?

JFC Dylan

I'll book a flight to Albuquerque

Thank you I'll pay for your ticket

True

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Alexei (August 2013)

Your cup day good? Mine is tomorrow

Dylan

Yeah it was great the kids loved it

Did you see the pictures? I think the Turkeys posted a bunch