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Dude where you at

The boys are in the lobby waiting to toast you for getting the last goal of the year

Dylan

Is that a thing?

We literally do it every season

It just always happens to be you

Except that one time it was me because you were sick

Oh yeah I remember that

I was sick as a dog

I think I lost five pounds just throwing up

Is that why guys were toasting you?

Fuck you

It’s also fucking new years eve

And you’re the captain

Get your ass down here to celebrate

Give me five and grab me a beer

Dylan (December 2023)

So. I was really hoping to uh

Enjoy some time together tonight

But Nover wants me to hang out

Hen

You forgot it was new year’s eve didn’t you

I might have

But the guys are bringing in the new years in the lobby

So we should probably be there

I know

I’m in the lobby

Briggs caught me trying to sneak to your room

So now I’m being held hostage

Sipping on mediocre rose masquerading as champagne