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“Stick insects d
o, I mean. They’re jolly interesting, actually. They eat each other when they’re mating.”
There was a thoughtful pause. The hound slunk closer, and realized that the voices were coming from a hole in the ground.
The trees in fact concealed an ancient chalk quarry, now half overgrown with thorn trees and vines. Ancient, but clearly not disused. Tracks crisscrossed it; smooth areas of slope indicated regular use by skateboards and Wall-of-Death, or at least Wall-of-Seriously-Grazed-Knee, cyclists. Old bits of dangerously frayed rope hung from some of the more accessible greenery. Here and there sheets of corrugated iron and old wooden boards were wedged in branches. A burnt-out, rusting Triumph Herald Estate was visible, half-submerged in a drift of nettles.
In one corner a tangle of wheels and corroded wire marked the site of the famous Lost Graveyard where the supermarket trolleys came to die.
If you were a child, it was paradise. The local adults called it The Pit.
The hound peered through a clump of nettles, and spotted four figures sitting in the center of the quarry on that indispensible prop to good secret dens everywhere, the common milk crate.
“They don’t!”
“They do.”
“Bet you they don’t,” said the first speaker. It had a certain timbre to it that identified it as young and female, and it was tinted with horrified fascination.
“They do, actually. I had six before we went on holiday and I forgot to change the privet and when I came back I had one big fat one.”
“Nah. That’s not stick insects, that’s praying mantises. I saw on the television where this big female one ate this other one and it dint hardly take any notice.”
There was another crowded pause.
“What’re they prayin’ about?” said his Master’s voice.
“Dunno. Prayin’ they don’t have to get married, I s’pect.”
The hound managed to get one huge eye against an empty knothole in the quarry’s broken-down fence, and squinted downward.
“Anyway, it’s like with bikes,” said the first speaker authoritatively. “I thought I was going to get this bike with seven gears and one of them razorblade saddles and purple paint and everything, and they gave me this light blue one. With a basket. A girl’s bike. ”
“Well. You’re a girl,” said one of the others.
“That’s sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they’re a girl.”
“I’m going to get a dog,” said his Master’s voice, firmly. His Master had his back to him; the hound couldn’t quite make out his features.
“Oh, yeah, one of those great big Rottenweilers, yeah?” said the girl, with withering sarcasm.
“No, it’s going to be the kind of dog you can have fun with,” said his Master’s voice. “Not a big dog—”
—the eye in the nettles vanished abruptly downwards—
“—but one of those dogs that’s brilliantly intelligent and can go down rabbit holes and has one funny ear that always looks inside out. And a proper mongrel, too. A pedigree mongrel.”
Unheard by those within, there was a tiny clap of thunder on the lip of the quarry. It might have been caused by the sudden rushing of air into the vacuum caused by a very large dog becoming, for example, a small dog.
The tiny popping noise that followed might have been caused by one ear turning itself inside out.
“And I’ll call him … ” said his Master’s voice. “I’ll call him … ”
“Yes?” said the girl. “What’re you goin’ to call it?”
The hound waited. This was the moment. The Naming. This would give it its purpose, its function, its identity. Its eyes glowed a dull red, even though they were a lot closer to the ground, and it dribbled into the nettles.
“I’ll call him Dog,” said his Master, positively. “It saves a lot of trouble, a name like that.”
