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All I’ve got are wings. Wings!
NATALIE
Wings are so last month! New Maxi-Pad Pets come in twelve different pet-pal shapes so you can change your mood as often as you change your pad!
CUT TO: Close-ups of various girls: sexy, cute, quirky, tomboy, adventurous.
GIRL #1
I’m a sexy lynx — rarrrr!
GIRL #2
I’m a cute, cuddly puppy!
GIRL #3
I’m a playful platypus!
GIRL #4
I’m a happy hamster!
GIRL #5
Guess who’s got a tiger in her trousers?
CUT TO: A cup of blue liquid being poured into the belly of a Maxi-Pad Lion Cub.
NATALIE VOICEOVER
Find your perfect shape today! And Maxi-Pad Pets are superabsorbent. This blue liquid shows how effective Maxi-Pad Pets are at collecting small thimblefuls of blue liquid.
CUT TO: Marcia sitting on the sidelines in PE, glaring at her gym teacher and cradling a huge bottle of Ibuprofen.
RACHEL
So stop bothering everybody with your cramps, bloating, and irritability, and start showing everybody how much fun you are during that time of the month. Your period, your Maxi-Pad Pet, your way!
CUT TO: Next day. Same hallway. A smiling Marcia is surrounded by friends. She is the life of the party.
o;Okay, we could come back in an hour if you need more time,” Jennifer said.
“Could you?” Mary Lou managed between kisses.
“No. That was a joke.”
The girls rushed to hug Mary Lou, except for Petra, who kept watch over Harris with the can of hair spray at the ready. They talked in a torrent: “Gonna kill us … MoMo B. ChaCha … cameras …” “If MoMo’s coming in on a yacht and we can get to it, we can use it to get off the island,” Shanti said.
“But they’ll be counting all of us for the pageant. They’ll notice if one of us is gone,” Nicole reminded them.
“Tane and I can do it,” Mary Lou said. “They think we’re dead.”
“Where’s the ship going to dock?” Petra asked Harris. She raised the hair spray.
“Down the beach about a hundred yards. There’s a secret docking cave.”
“You have a secret docking cave and you couldn’t afford to give my mom overtime and dental?” Jennifer pressed Petra’s finger on the nozzle and gave the hair spray can a squirt. It got Harris in the ear.
