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“Hand lotion!” Mary Lou squealed.
“Miss New Hampshire?” Taylor offered the bag again.
Adina reached in. “Oh, look! It’s a boat with a GPS set for home — awesome!”
“Trade you,” Miss Montana said.
“I was kidding about the boat. It’s bronzer.”
“Ooh!” the girls squealed at once.
o;Holy stiletto, Batman,” Jennifer said.
“We used a shoe, but you can use anything, really.”
Taylor balanced herself on the bottom beams of the catapult like MacArthur in the South Pacific. “Beauty is pain. And in this case, it’s somebody else’s pain. Miss Ohio, Miss Montana, Miss California, you have each earned yourself something from the goody bag. Reach in.”
“Oh my God, microfiber mascara!” Miss Ohio clutched the tube to her chest.
Shanti smiled. “Body glitter!”
“Coral Frost All-Day lip quench,” Miss Montana said. She didn’t seem as excited. But Taylor had moved on.
“Miss Colorado and Miss Alabama, what do you have for us?”
Nicole held up a thin, hollowed-out tube of bamboo. “This is the makeup splat gun. You pour a small amount of foundation in the end like so,” she said, letting Brittani demonstrate. “And then …” Nicole blew hard into the tube and the makeup splattered the ground. “It’s hypoallergenic and noncomedogenic, but you still wouldn’t want it in your eyes.”
“Excellent work, ladies. Goodies?”
Nicole took her swag. “Cocoa butter! Thank you, universe!”
Brittani rooted around, eyes closed, mouth moving as if making a wish. She pulled out a small plastic bottle of bubble bath.
Taylor made her way down the line, inspecting each girl’s work. The girls had worked in teams, and they beamed with pride at their inventive defense systems.
“Miss Michigan?” Taylor asked.
“Well, I melted down some of our jewelry and made arrows,” Jennifer said, holding up the thin, homemade metal shafts.
Petra admired one. “Wow. That’s cool. How’d you know how to do that?”
“I took a smelting class at the Y one time. Well, it was between that and water aerobics with my grandmother, so I took the smelting class. It took me a few tries but I think these turned out pretty well. And Ohio gave us some of that tree sap nail polish to stick them to the wood. What up, O-hi-o!”
Miss Ohio did a little dance.
“Very nice,” Taylor said. “Do we have bows?”
Jennifer nodded to Sosie, who held up a curved bow of tree limb strung with seaweed. “We steamed the wood. The first one burned to a crisp. So did the second one. The third one fell in the fire. The fourth one sucked ass. The fifth one I wouldn’t wish on my math teacher, Mr. Buttons, and he is a total chancroid. This is the sixth one.” Sosie held it high overhead like an ancient warrior. “Just like Green Lantern!”
Jennifer put a hand over her heart. “They grow up so quickly.”
“Claim your prizes, Miss Michigan, Miss Illinois.” Taylor offered the makeup bag.
“Sparkle-blue nail polish!” Sosie danced around with the bottle. “Oh yeah! Uh-huh!”
“Butterfly barrettes,” Jennifer said.
“I’ll trade you!” Miss Montana offered the lipstick.
