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Oh well.
Right now, I’m sitting in the parking lot of Yankee Stadium, receiving a nice, relaxing blowjob from Wrigley. I made a joke to her that we were at the wrong field, but she didn’t get it.
At this point, I don’t know if I could really go back to normal sex.
It’s something I fought at first, right up until we got up to the roof of her building. Now, I’m just as much an exhibitionist as she is. Well, I guess that’s not entirely true. I still don’t like actually getting caught.
It happens more than you’d think.
I come, and within five flat seconds, Wrigley is asking, “What time’s the game?”
“I think it already started,” I answer. “Then again, the cheering crowd might have just been a psychosomatic thing.”
“What do you mean?”
She’s a demon in the sack, but she has a real problem with nuance. Given our present location, I was tempted to ask her for a handjob, but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have gotten that, either.
“Never mind,” I tell her.
I might feel like I was using her if she didn’t make it so abundantly clear on such a frequent basis that the moment feelings are exchanged, she’s changing her phone number and moving to a different apartment.
“Take me to dinner,” she tells me.
“Where do you want to go?”
“I heard about this French place called l’Iris—”
“Don’t eat there,” I interrupt. “It’s fucking filthy.”
“How would you know?” she asks, poking me in the ribs.
“I’m the chef there,” I tell her. “Seriously, you have no idea what they do in the kitchen when I’m not around.”
Hey, at least I’m over my fear of telling women what I do.
“I didn’t know you’re a chef,” she says.
“Y
eah, actually I—”
“Where would you like to eat, then?” she interrupts.
Apparently, women aren’t nearly as crazy when it comes to the whole chef thing as I thought.
“I really don’t care,” I tell her.
“You really don’t have tickets to the game?” she asks. “You’re such a cheap fuck.”
“Do you mean that figuratively or literally?” I ask.
It’s strange, but I think I’m actually becoming a one-woman man. It’s even stranger that the one woman I’ve decided to keep coming back to is so vehemently opposed to us forming a relationship with any kind of attachment other than pure lust.
Dinner, it seems, doesn’t count as nonsexual.
“Both,” she answers casually.
“We can go to the game if you want,” I tell her.
