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I parked in the multiplex lot and took a last look at the Pancek file. 'Harold Pancek,' I read to Lula. Twenty-two years old. Blond hair, blue eyes, Caucasian. Chunky build. Five feet ten inches tall.
No identifying characteristics. This is the guy who took a leak on the rosebush. He's got a low ticket bond. We're not going to make a lot of money on him, but we need to bring him in anyway.'
'On account of we're professionals,' Lula said.
'Yeah. And if we want to keep the job, we haven't got a choice.'
I pulled the file photo, and Lula and I studied it.
'He reminds me of someone,' Lula said. 'I can't put my finger on it.'
'SpongeBob SquarePants. Yellow hair. No neck. Body by Lego.'
'That's it. Skin like a sponge.'
I slipped the photo and the authorization to capture into my shoulder bag. I also had cuffs, a stun gun, and defense spray in the bag. My gun was in Morelli's cookie jar. Ranger's gun was in the truck. God knows what Lula had in her bag. Could be a loaded rocket launcher.
We crossed the lot and entered the theater. We got our tickets, our popcorn, our soda, our M&Ms, Jujubes, Twizzlers, and Junior Mints.
'Look there,' Lula said. 'SpongeHead is collecting tickets.'
The smart thing would be to cuff him now. Any number of things could go wrong if I waited. He could go home sick. He could recognize me and leave. He could decide he hated his job and quit, never to be seen again.
'I've been dying to see this movie,' Lula said, her arm wrapped around a tub of popcorn that was big enough to feed a family of eight.
'We really should cuff him now. If we wait he could get away.'
'Are you kidding me? I got my popcorn. I got my soda. I got my
Twizzlers. And on top of that, we've never been to a movie together. We never do anything together except work. I think this here's quality bonding time. And what about that hot mutant?
Don't you want to see the mutant?'
She had me there. I wanted to see the mutant. I approached
Pancek and handed him my ticket. I looked him in the eye and smiled. He smiled back, blank-faced, and tore my ticket in half. He did the same to Lula. No glimmer of recognition for either of us.
This is gonna be a snap,' Lula said, taking a seat. 'On our way out we'll clap the cuffs on ol' Harold and trot him off to jail.'
After ninety minutes of mutant action, Lula was ready to bag
Pancek.
'We could be as good as those mutants,' Lula said to me. 'You know the only difference between us and those mutants?
Costumes. They had cool costumes. I'm telling you, you can't go wrong with capes and boots. And you need an insignia. Maybe we should get an insignia. Something with a lightning bolt.'
Pancek was in the aisle directing people to the exit. Lula walked past Pancek, turned, and stood at his back. I was a few steps behind
Lula.
I smiled at Pancek. 'Harold Pancek?' I asked. Like I was some long-lost friend.
Teali,' he said. 'Do I know you?'
'Stephanie Plum,' I said. 'I'm a recovery agent for Vincent Plum
Bail Bonds.' And click, the cuff was on his wrist.
