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“It’s a modern miracle,” Grandma said.
I had a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. I always worried when the little bulb at the top of anything went red. And I recognized the sound the pot was making. I felt like that sometimes, and it never ended well.
“Maybe you should turn the heat down a little,” I said to Lula.
“I guess I could do that,” Lula said. “It must almost be done. We’ve been cooking it for over an hour.”
Lula reached for the knob on the stove and at that exact moment there was a popping sound and the two latches flew off the lid.
“Holy cats,” Lula said.
“She’s gonna blow!” Grandma yelled. “Run for your life!”
Rex darted into his soup can. Lula and Grandma and I turned tail and bolted. And the lid exploded off the pot. BANG! The lid hit the ceiling like it had been launched from a rocket, and barbecue sauce was thrown onto every exposed surface. There was a hole in the ceiling where the lid had impacted, and sauce dripped from the ceiling and slimed down cabinets.
“Guess we aren’t having barbecue for dinner tonight,” Grandma said, creeping back to the stove to look in the pot.
Lula swiped at some of the sauce on the counter and tasted it. “Not exactly right yet, anyways.”
A splotch of sauce dripped off the ceiling onto Grandma’s head, and she retreated out of the kitchen.
“I feel like getting some of that Cluck-in-a-Bucket chicken,” Grandma said. “I wouldn’t mind the Clucky Dinner Tray with the extra-crispy chicken and mashed potatoes.”
“That’s a good idea,” Lula said. “I could use some chicken, and I got a coupon for the Clucky Dinner Tray.”
“What about my kitchen?” I asked Lula.
“What about it?”
“It’s a mess!”
Lula glanced at the kitchen. “Yeah, it don’t look too good. You’re gonna have to use one of them degreasers on it.”
“I’m not cleaning this kitchen.”
“Well, somebody gotta do it,” Lula said.
I narrowed my eyes at her. “That would be you.”
“Hunh,” Lula said. “In my opinion, that pot manufacturer should be responsible for the cleanup. I got a faulty pot.”
“The manufacturer in China?” I asked her.
“Yeah. That’s the one. I’m gonna tell Lenny Skulnik he needs to get in touch with them.”
“And you think they’re going to send someone from China to clean my kitchen?”
“I see your point,” Lula said. “I guess I could do some cleaning, but I’d need a stepladder. Or else I’d need a big strong fireman to help me out.”
“I thought you pulled a gun on him.”
“Yeah, but he might be persuaded to overlook that if I let him wear my dress again.”
Twenty minutes later, Lula rolled her Firebird into the Cluck-in-a-Bucket parking lot. Cluck-in-a-Bucket is a fast-food hot spot in Trenton. The food is surprisingly good, if you like nice greasy chicken, heavily salted gelatinous potatoes, and gravy so thick you could walk across a vat of it. Lula, Grandma, and I gave it five stars. And the very best part of Cluck-in-a Bucket is the giant red, yellow, and white chicken impaled on a thirty-foot candy-striped pole that rotates high above the red-roofed building 24/7. Paris has the Eiffel Tower, New York has the Empire State Building, and Trenton has the revolving chicken.
On weekends and during the dinner rush, there was always some poor sap dressed up in a Mister Clucky chicken suit. He clucked at kids, and he danced around and annoyed the heck out of everyone. The guy who owned Cluck-in-a-Bucket thought the dancing chicken was great, but the truth was everyone would have been happy to pay more for the chicken if Mister Clucky never clucked again.
Lula was one of three people out of ten thousand who liked Mr. Clucky.
