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“Where are we going now?” Lula asked.
“St. Francis Hospital. I think I broke my finger.”
Two hours later Lula and I straggled into the bonds office. The middle finger on my right hand was in a splint and taped to my index finger.
“What happened?” Connie wanted to know.
“Broke my finger,” I told her. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
“She fell down the stairs,” Lula said. “Again.”
“You ran off and left me,” I said. “Again.”
“Kevin came right up to me,” Lula said to Connie. “I swear I was just inches from him. I was standing in the alley waiting for Stephanie, and I was checking my text messages, and next thing I see Kevin has sneaked up and is looking down at me. And he’s a lot bigger when he’s that close. You’d get a crick in your neck from looking up at him.”
“I don’t understand how a giraffe could be running loose in that neighborhood,” Connie said. “At the very least you’d think someone would have reported it to animal control. How is it eating? Where is it sleeping?”
“I don’t know where it’s sleeping, but there’s not a lot of leaves left on any of the trees for about a four-block chunk of real estate,” Lula said.
“So where did it come from?” Connie asked. “It’s not like a giraffe just wanders into town. You’d see him if he was walking down Route 1. People would notice. He’d be on the evening news.”
“Maybe Bella sent the giraffe as a distraction and it’s a magic giraffe that only me and Stephanie can see,” Lula said. “Probably Bella was the one who broke Stephanie’s finger, too.”
“Something to think about,” Connie said.
I hiked my messenger bag up onto my shoulder. “The only thing I’m thinking about is lunch. I’m going to Giovichinni’s.”
“I’ll go with you,” Lula said. “I could use some of their chicken salad.”
We walked the short distance and went straight to the deli counter in the back of the store. I ordered a turkey club, and Lula ordered a large container of chicken salad, a large container of potato salad, a medium container of coleslaw, and a large container of macaroni salad.
“That’s a lot of food,” I said to her. “I thought you were trying to lose weight?”
“Yeah, but I don’t have bread like you. The bread goes right to your belly. And I’m having a diet soda. Plus I got three heads of lettuce for Kevin.”
We were at the checkout with Loretta Giovichinni at the register when she looked past us, went pale, and made the sign of the cross.
“Holy Mother,” Loretta whispered.
I turned and saw Bella heading in my direction. Her eyes were small and glittery, and her narrow lips were pressed tight together. Lula threw a handful of money at Loretta and ran out of the store with her food. Loretta ignored the money and ducked down behind the counter.
“Sha
me to you,” Bella said to me. “I heard what you do to Sunny. You knock him out and throw him down the stairs. You go to hell. I make sure of it. I give you the eye to hell.”
I heard Loretta suck in air behind the counter, and somewhere farther back in the store something clattered to the floor.
“That seems extreme,” I said to Bella. “I was only trying to do my job, and I didn’t throw him down the stairs. He fell down the stairs on top of me.”
“Liar, liar, pants on fire,” Bella said.
She put her finger to her eye, pulled down her lower lid, and glared at me. “Ha!” she said. She turned on her heel and walked, head held high, out the door.
Loretta popped up from behind the counter. She looked down at my turkey club and waved me through. “It’s on the house if you promise not to come back. That woman scares the crap out of me.”
“Could be worse,” I said. “At least I know the consequences of the curse.”
“You’re going to hell,” Loretta said. “How could it be worse?”
