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“Your Oh boy look.”
“It was a message from Ranger reminding me about Bingo.”
“Oh boy,” Lula said.
I dropped my check into my messenger bag. “There’s not a lot left of the afternoon. I’m going to take my broken finger home.”
“That’s a good idea,” Lula said. “You could take a nap to get ready for Bingo. Do you want a ride to the Senior Center? I could come pick you up.”
“Sure.”
I detoured to the supermarket on the way home and filled my shopping cart. Milk, eggs, bread, cereal, pickles, a variety of disposable aluminum pans, crackers, cheese, Marshmallow Fluff, olives, cracker crumbs, butter, ice cream, aluminum foil, garbage bags, paper napkins, canola oil, orange juice, potato chips, bags of frozen vegetables, ketchup, frozen chicken cutlets all breaded and ready for the oven, a Cooking Light magazine, several home decorator magazines, and a frozen banana cream pie. Am I a domestic goddess, or what?
I lugged everything up to my apartment, called Morelli, and invited him to dinner.
“Sure,” Morelli said. “What do you want me to bring? Pizza? Chinese? Wings?”
“You don’t have to bring anything,” I said. “I’m cooking.”
There was a long moment of silence.
“Cooking?” he asked.
“Yes. Cooking. Jeez, you’d think I never cooked.”
“Cupcake, you only own one pot.”
“I have to be at Bingo at seven, so we have to eat at five o’clock.”
“Can’t wait,” Morelli said.
I hung up, opened the bag of chips, and gave one to Rex. “He has no confidence in me,” I said to Rex. “Just because a girl doesn’t have a toaster doesn’t mean she can’t cook, right?”
I pushed the clutter to one end of my dining room table and laid out two place settings. I stepped back, looked at the table, and made a mental note to buy two place mats, just in case I decided to ever do this again.
I took a shower with my broken finger encased in a plastic sandwich bag. Under the white gauze wrapping, the finger was swollen and throbbing. I felt like a wimp since there wasn’t even any bone sticking out, but the
finger didn’t feel great. I dried off and applied a new super-sized adhesive bandage to my skinned knee. The knee would heal, but my jeans would never be the same.
It had been a long time since I’d used the oven, but I figured out how to turn it on. Just like riding a bike, I thought. You never forget. Call me Chef Stephanie. According to the box, the cutlets would take fifteen minutes. No need to even defrost the little suckers before roasting. So I had the oven going and the meal all planned out, now all I had to do was wait for Morelli and hope he’d bring something to drink, since I’d run out of money before I could get to the liquor store.
He showed up precisely at five with his big shaggy dog, Bob, who rushed in and galloped around my little apartment, returning to the kitchen with his tongue hanging out. I gave him a bowl of water, he slopped it all over the floor, and then he flopped down in my living room to take a nap.
Morelli put a six-pack of beer and a bottle of red wine on my kitchen counter. “Pick your poison,” he said.
“I’m going with the wine. It’s more romantic.”
“That sounds hopeful. Are we getting romantic?”
“Maybe. Did you bring drugs?” I held my finger up for him to take a look. “Broken.”
“Compound fracture?” he asked.
“No.”
“Hardly worth worrying about.”
“It hurts!”
