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“There’s a novelty store here that has all kinds of good stuff,” Lula said. “They have about forty different kinds of vibrators. You could get Valerie one of those. What girl doesn’t want a vibrator?”
Somehow, I couldn’t see Valerie at the table, unwrapping a vibrator while my mother cut the birthday cake.
“There’s a bookstore here somewhere,” Lula said. “I’ve never been in it, but I saw it advertised. Maybe she would like a book.”
“She has four kids,” I said. “She hasn’t got time to read.”
“That’s a shame,” Lula said. “Everyone should read.”
“Do you read?”
“No. But I think about it sometimes. Problem is, I go to a bookstore and there’s so many books I get confused. So, I get coffee. I know what I’m doing when I order a coffee.”
Hal looked like his feet hurt, and he would be thankful for a lobotomy.
“We’ve been walking around for hours,” Lula said. “I’m out of ideas, and Hal and me need to get back to the deli.”
“Suppose it was your sister,” I said to Lula. “What would you get her?”
“That’s easy,” Lula said. “I’d get her one of them BeDazzler kits. They got them in that novelty store with the vibrators.”
Done and done. We stopped at the card store on the way out of the mall, and I got a big gift bag, some pink tissue paper, and a card. I stuffed the BeDazzler into the bag, signed the card, and I was ready to party.
I called Ranger and told him I’d be with Morelli for Valerie’s birthday dinner, so I was sending Hal back to the deli with Lula.
“I’m going to have to give Hal a combat bonus,” Ranger said. And he disconnected.
CHAPTER TWELVE
HAL WALKED ME to my parents’ front door, and in the absence of Morelli, turned me over to Grandma Mazur. Morelli arrived twenty minutes later.
“Am I late?” he asked.
“No,” I said. “I was early. Is there any new information on the shoe snatcher?”
“We have a medical report on Vinnie that suggests he was shot in the back with a dart gun. That’s probably how he was taken down.”
“Would a drug work that fast?”
“It could, depending on the drug used and the amount administered.”
“Anything else?”
“No. He doesn’t remember anything. We’ve canvassed both neighborhoods multiple times and haven’t found any witnesses. No one’s heard screaming or shots fired. If the bad guys are driving the victims away, they must be using a commonly seen car that’s completely unmemorable.”
“Vinnie is the odd man,” I said. “He’s the only one who was taken from a different location, and he’s the only one who was returned.”
“Maybe he wasn’t up to standards, and the aliens pressed the reject button.”
I could easily see this happening.
My parents’ dining room table normally seated six. Tonight, it had been expanded to seat nine plus a high chair. It was a small house with a small dining room that now had wall-to-wall table.
“It’s six o’clock,” my father said. “They’re late. They’re always late.”
The front door crashed open, and the girls rushed in. Angie the grade A student, Mary Alice who thought she was a horse, and two-year-old Lisa. Baby Bert was in a sling contraption that draped around Valerie’s shoulder.
“Lisa made poo-poo in her pants,” Mary Alice said. “She’s stinky.”
