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“You are too much,” I said.
“Oh, I think I’m just enough.”
“I could go over there, but I don’t want to seem too eager. Besides, he might not be in the mood for company right now. And if he wanted me to come over then he would have invited me, right?”
“Maybe, but you can always take the initiative as well.”
“I know,” I said. “But for now, I’ll let him be.”
A moment later my phone buzzed. It was Lance with another message. “Hey, let’s get together tomorrow night at my place. Dinner, maybe watch a movie on television. A quiet, relaxing evening in. How does that sound?”
I smiled. “I’d like that idea a lot,” I replied back.
I told Kayley and she grinned ear to ear. “Oh, you are going to get it on again. I’m surprised you don’t need more time to rest. How big did you say he was…?”
“I never should have told you that,” I said.
“Well, it sounds bigger than either one of us have ever had. That is significant. That’s like porn star big. Most of us never get with a guy like that. And its funny how guys lie about that stuff. Did you ever measure a guy?”
I could not believe what I was hearing. “What are you talking about? That’s… wow… you’ve done that?”
“Sure. A guy I dated once said he was nine inches. I told him I didn’t believe it after I’d seen it. He told me to measure. So, I did. It was only six and a half. He tried to say he was nervous and that he wasn’t fully hard. That was bullshit. He was hard as a rock. I played with it a good bit before measuring.”
I was laughing hysterically now. This was some twisted shit Kayley was going on about. She did that sometimes. She would randomly start telling me something about some strange sexual thing she’d experienced or experimented with. Like the time she held little marbles in her pussy all day long while she was at work. It was supposed to strengthen the muscles down there or something. But she said it was very uncomfortable. I could only imagine.
But that was Kayley for you.
“I’m not going to measure him, if that is what you are going for.”
“What? Why the hell not?”
“Because that is so weird,” I said.
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p; “I bet he would enjoy it. And it doesn’t sound like he has anything to worry about, now does it?”
I sighed. “I can’t win with you. I doubt that will happen. But I am very excited about our date. We are just staying in. I guess he is going to cook food and we will watch movies.”
“Oh, I doubt you will make it through the first movie.”
I had to agree with her. We would probably barely make it through dinner. “Maybe we will start with a sexual appetizer,” I giggled.
“That’s what I like to hear,” Kayley replied.
“You are a bad influence one me.”
“Yeah, but it feels so good to be bad, doesn’t it?” she asked.
I finished my food and then we went into the living room and sat together on the couch. “So, how was your day at work? That bitch giving you any more trouble?” Kayley asked me.
“Yeah, a little bit. I’ve been looking for another job. I’m actually getting out there and trying to apply to other places. I’m hunting high and low to get a job.”
“That’s good. You will get out of that hell hole before you know it. Hey, maybe Lance will marry you and you will have access to all that money.”
“No. I would never marry a guy for money.”
“I’m not saying you should, but if you fall in love with someone, it can’t hurt for them to be rich.”
