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When I was down to my boxer briefs, I shucked those, too.
Then I stood there naked in front of the lot of them.
“I’m probably going to get my ass kicked,” I admitted. “Knowing a few of you, I’m fairly sure that it’ll happen. But I’ll get a few good licks in. And, while that’s happening, at some point my nutsack is going to be on one of your faces. I’m going to die trying to make that a reality.”
A moment later, I heard a muttered ‘motherfucker’ and then out of the corner of my eye, I saw Zach come in from the side yard, see what was going on, and start heading my way.
He too started to shrug out of his cut, followed by his shirt, boots, and jeans.
He was down to his boxer briefs when he made it to my side.
“What the fuck are you doing?” I asked.
“Gonna have to press my nutsack to my own family’s faces, too. Son of a bitch, where the hell do y’all get this shit from?” Zach asked as he started to lower his boxers.
“Stop.”
There was a moment of stunned silence and then Silas threw his head back and started to laugh.
The big, muscled, tattooed, I’ll fuckin’ kill you with my bare hands man, was fuckin’ laughing.
I wasn’t sure if that was a good thing seeing as my dick and balls were currently swaying in the wind.
Damn, it was kind of chilly out.
“Ahhh, fuck.” Silas wheezed. “Kid, you know we all changed your diapers, right? We’ve seen your nutsack and had them touching us since you were born.”
That, obviously, was directed to the stoic man at my side.
“Yeah, but it’s been a while,” Zach said. “I’ve been through a few women lately that might’ve made my nutsack change.”
I chanced a glance over at my friend. The quiet one that never really had much to say, who was perpetually pissed.
“Why are y’all naked?” I heard called from the side yard.
That’s when I looked up to find Blaise leaning out the window of the kitchen, practically about to fall out, as she stared at us.
Zach helpfully covered his cock and balls up.
I left mine swinging. It wasn’t like she hadn’t seen them before.
I did, however, feel my dick twitch.
Which was unfortunate seeing as the reason it was twitching was the reason I was standing here right now about to fight a motorcycle club that was notorious for protecting their own.
“Baby,” I called. “Get inside and close the kitchen window.”
She huffed and did just that, but I had no illusion that she’d stay there long.
She wasn’t the type.
“Let’s get this over with,” I gestured at myself. “If you’re gonna get a couple of licks in, you better do it now. I bet she stays in there for another two minutes, max.”
“You love her?”
That hadn’t come from any of the men in front of me, but the man at my side.
“Yeah, Zach. I fuckin’ love her. Why the fuck do you think I’m here right now?” I grumbled.
“You want this baby?” he continued.
My eyes went far away as I thought about that photo.
Speaking of…
“If anything happens to my sonogram photo, I’m going to be fuckin’ pissed,” I called out, knowing that Baylee would hear me.
They were all standing at the door watching the scene, blocking their girl from seeing while making sure that they didn’t kill me, I was sure.
“I’ll protect it,” she called back. “Baby, maybe you should lose your clothes, too.”
Her husband looked over his shoulder at his wife.
“I am not getting naked. And you better not be checking out your daughter’s man.”
“I’m not checking him out, per se. I’m just curious if you noticed that he leans to the left.”
I looked down at my cock. It leaned to the right.
Always had.
“The right,” I called out. “It leans to the right.”
Baylee snickered. “It’s all about perspective, honey.”
“She’s right,” who I thought was Silas’s wife, Sawyer, called out. “It is all about perspective.”
Silas cursed and turned his back on me to glare at his wife. “You better not be looking at no other man’s dick.”
“We gotta make sure that you don’t kill the poor man,” she called. “But, just sayin’, you’re not in your forties anymore. I’ll bet he could probably get a couple of you before he went down for good. And how embarrassing would that be? Oh, and remember that we have video cameras on the house. We can replay this for years to come.”
Silas glared, then turned back to look at me again.
“Put your fuckin’ pants back on, goddammit,” he grumbled. “I’m not going to kick your ass, even though you deserve it.”
“I’m not thinking he was innocent in this, Pops,” Zach said as he reached for his underwear and yanked them up over his hips. “When the fuck did it get so goddamn cold?”
