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Mr Theale, beyond enquiring solicitously if his lordship’s gout was plaguing him, paid no attention to this. He adjured the footman to handle his dressing-case carefully, and informed the Earl that he was on his way to Leicestershire.
The Earl eyed him with wrath and misgiving. Mr Theale owned a snug little hunting-box near Melton Mowbray, but if he was proposing to visit it in the middle of July this could only mean that circumstances had rendered it prudent, if not urgently necessary, for him to leave town for a space. ‘What is it this time?’ he demanded, leading the way into the library. ‘You haven’t come home for the pleasure of seeing me, so out with it! And I give you fair warning, Fabian –’
‘No, no, it’s no pleasure to me to see you, old fellow!’ Mr Theale assured him. ‘In fact, if I weren’t in the basket I wouldn’t have come here, because to see you fretting and fuming is enough to give one a fit of the dismals.’
‘When last I saw you,’ said the Earl suspiciously, ‘you told me you had made a recover! Said you had had a run of luck at faro, and were as fresh as ever.’
‘Dash it, that was a month ago!’ expostulated Mr Theale. ‘You can’t expect it to be high water with me for ever! Not but what if you could trust to the form-book I ought to be able to buy an abbey by now. But there it is! First there was the Salisbury meeting – by the by, old fellow, did you lay your blunt on Corkscrew? Got a notion I told you to.’
‘No, I didn’t,’ replied the Earl shortly.
‘Good thing,’ approved Mr Theale. ‘Damned screw wasn’t placed. Then there was Andover! Mind you, if I’d followed my own judgement, Whizgig would have carried my money, and very likely I wouldn’t be here today. However, I let Jerry earwig me into backing Ticklepitcher, so here I am. I hear you was at the July meeting at Newmarket, and came off all right,’ he added dispassionately.
‘As to that –’
‘Three winners, and a devilish long price you must have got on True-blue, my boy! If I were half as tetchy as you are, I should take it mighty ill that you didn’t pass me the word.’
‘I’ll grease you in the fist on one condition!’ said the Earl brutally.
‘Anything you please, dear boy!’ said Mr Theale, impervious to insult. ‘Just tip over the dibs!’
‘I have Ludlow coming here today, on a visit, and I shall be glad if you will take yourself off!’
‘Ludlow?’ said Mr Theale, mildly surprised. ‘What the devil’s he coming here for?’
‘He’s coming to offer for Hester, and I don’t want him to hedge off, which I don’t doubt he will, if you try to break his shins!’
‘Well, by God!’ exclaimed Mr Theale. ‘Damme if ever I thought Hester would contract an engagement at all, let alone catch a man like Ludlow on her hook! Well, this is famous! I wouldn’t put his fortune at a penny less than twelve thousand pounds a year! Very right to warn me, dear boy: fatal to borrow any money from him until you have the knot safely tied! Shouldn’t dream of making the attempt. I hope he means to come down handsome?’
‘Will you,’ said the Earl, controlling his spleen with a visible effort, ‘take yourself off to Leicestershire?’
‘Make it a monkey, old fellow, and I’ll be off first thing in the morning,’ said Mr Theale obligingly.
With this promise the Earl had to be content, though he made a spirited effort to improve the terms of the bargain before at last agreeing to them. Nothing, it was clear, would avail to dislodge his brother until the following day, Mr Theale pointing out very reasonably that it was rather too much to expect that he would set forth on his travels again before he had recovered from the exhaustion entailed by a journey of more than sixty miles. It had taken him two days to achieve this prodigious distance, travelling at a sedate pace in his own carriage, with his valet following behind in a hired coach with all his baggage. ‘And even with my own fellow to drive me I felt queasy,’ he said. ‘Mind, if I had the sort of stomach that didn’t turn over on me when I’m being jolted and rocked over these devilish bad roads I’d pack up and be off this instant, because I can see we’re bound to spend a damned flat evening here. Wouldn’t do to hook Ludlow in for a rubber or two, for though I don’t doubt you and I, Giles, if we played together, which could be arranged, would physic him roundly, it would be bad policy! Besides, we should have to hook in Widmore to make a fourth, and there’s no sense in winning his money, even if he could be got to sport a little blunt, which I’ve never known him do yet. Of course, you’re his father, but you must own he’s a paltry fellow!’
So the Earl was forced to resign himself, which he would have done more easily had not Mr Theale’s family loyalty prompted him to lend his aid to the preparations in train for the entertainment of the expected guest. Since this took the form of an invasion of the kitchen, where he maddened the cook by freely editing the dinner to be set before Sir Gareth; and a voyage of exploration to the cellars, whence he brought to light several crusted bottles which the Earl had been jealously preserving, it was not
long before his brother’s little stock of patience was exhausted. Forcefully adjured to cease meddling, he was obliged to seek diversion in other fields, with the result that a young housemaid, unused to the ways of the Quality, was thrown into strong hysterics, and had to have her ears boxed before she could be induced to stop screeching that she was an honest maid, and desired instantly to return to her mother’s protection.
‘And very stupid it was of Mrs Farnham to send that girl of all others to make up Fabian’s bed!’ said Lady Widmore, in her customary forthright style. ‘She must know what your uncle is!’
By the time Sir Gareth and his protégée were ushered into the Grand Saloon the only members of the family, gathered there, whose sensibilities had not been in some way or other ruffled were Mr Theale, and Lady Widmore. The Earl was on the one hand uncertain what his daughter’s answer was going to be, and on the other he had been reduced to a state of impotent fury by his brother’s activities; Lord Widmore shared his parent’s misgivings, and was very much put out by the discovery that five hundred pounds, urgently needed on the estate, had been bestowed upon his uncle; and Lady Hester, exhorted and commanded to the point of distraction, was looking positively hagged. A gown of lilac silk, with a demi-train, three rows of flounces, a quantity of ivory lace, and knots of violet velvet ribbons enhanced her pallor; and her abigail, in her anxiety to present her mistress at her best, had slightly over-crimped her soft brown hair. Lately, she had adopted a cap, but although this circumstance had apparently escaped the notice of her relations for several weeks it had today come in for such unmeasured censure that she had wearily removed the wisp of lace.
‘And let me tell you, Hetty, that a stupid sort of indifference is by no means becoming in you!’ said her father severely. ‘These dawdling and languid airs are enough to give Ludlow a disgust of you.’
‘Now, don’t fidget the girl!’ recommended Mr Theale. ‘Ten to one, Ludlow won’t notice she ain’t in spirits, because what with you in one of your distempered freaks, and Widmore looking as sulky as a bear, he’ll have enough to frighten him off without looking at Hester. In fact, it is just as well I took it into my head to visit you. You can’t deny I’m a dashed sight better company than the rest of you.’
The Earl’s retort was cut short on his lips by the opening of the double-doors into the saloon.
‘Miss Smith!’ announced the butler, in the voice of one heralding disaster. ‘Sir Gareth Ludlow!’
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Eh?’ ejaculated the Earl, in a sort of bark, wheeling round, and staring with slightly protuberant eyes at the vision on the threshold.
Amanda, colouring deliciously under the concentrated scrutiny of so many pairs of eyes, lifted her chin a little. Sir Gareth went forward, saying easily: ‘How do you do? Your servant, Lady Widmore! Lady Hester!’ He took the cold hand she had mechanically stretched out to him, lightly kissed it, and retained it in his. ‘May I present Miss Smith to you, and solicit your kindness on her behalf? I have assured her that she may depend on that. The case is that she is the daughter of some old friends with whom I have been staying, and I engaged myself to conduct her to Huntingdon, where she was to be met by some relations. But either through a misunderstanding, or some mishap, no carriage had been sent to meet her there, and since I could not leave her in a public inn, there was nothing for it but to bring her here.’
Every vestige of colour had drained away from the Lady Hester’s cheeks when she had looked up to perceive the lovely girl at Sir Gareth’s side, but she replied with tolerable composure: ‘Of course! We shall be most happy.’ She drew her hand away, and went to Amanda. ‘What a horrid predicament! I am so glad Sir Gareth brought you to us. I must make you known to my sister-in-law, Lady Widmore.’
