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Miss Frost led Elaine and me down the basement stairs to what, at first glance, appeared to be the furnace room of the old library. It was a red-brick building of the Georgian period, and the building's first furnace had been coal; the blackened remains of the coal chute were still hanging from a transom window. But the hulking coal burner had been toppled on its side and dragged to an unused corner of the basement; its replacement was a more modern oil furnace. Quite a new-looking propane hot-water heater stood near the oil-burning furnace, and a separate room (with a door) had been assembled in the vicinity of the transom window. A rectangular notch, near the basement ceiling, had been cut in one wall of the room--where the remnants of the coal chute dangled from the lone window. At one time, the coal chute had run from the transom window into the room--formerly, the coal bin. It was now a furnished bedroom and bathroom.
There was an old-fashioned brass bed with a headboard of brass rails, as sturdy-looking as prison bars, to which a reading lamp had been affixed. There was a small sink and mirror in one corner of the room, and in another corner, unconcealed, stood a solitary sentinel--not an actual guard but a toilet with a wooden seat. There was a night table by the bed, where I saw an orderly stack of books and a squat, scented candle. (It sme
lled like cinnamon in the room; I guessed that the candle concealed the smell of oil fumes from the nearby furnace.)
There was also an open wardrobe closet, where Elaine and I could see some shelves and hangers--with what appeared to be a most minimal assortment of Miss Frost's clothes. What was unquestionably the centerpiece of the small room--"my converted coal bin," Miss Frost called it--was a bathtub of Victorian opulence, with very visible plumbing. (The floor of the room was unfinished plywood, and the wiring was very visible, too.)
"When there's a snowstorm, and I don't feel like driving or walking home," Miss Frost said--as if this explained everything that was at once cozy but rudimentary about the basement room. (Neither Elaine nor I knew where Miss Frost lived, but we gathered it must have been within walking distance of the town library.)
Elaine stared at the bathtub; it had lion paws for feet, and lion heads for faucets. I was, I confess, fixated on the brass bed with the prison-bars headboard.
"Unfortunately, there's nowhere to sit but the bed," Miss Frost said, "unless you want to run lines in the tub." She seemed not in the least concerned that Elaine and I might ever do anything on the bed, or take a bath together.
Miss Frost was about to leave us alone, to actually close the door on us--in her makeshift bedroom, her expedient home-away-from-home--when Elaine Hadley exclaimed, "The room is perfect! Thank you for helping us, Miss Frost."
"You're very welcome, Elaine," Miss Frost said. "I assure you that you and William can scream your heads off in here, and no one will hear you." But before closing the door, Miss Frost looked at me and smiled. "If you need any help running lines--if there's a question of emphasis, or a pronunciation problem--well, you know where to find me." I didn't know that Miss Frost had noticed my pronunciation problems; I'd actually spoken very little in her company.
I was too embarrassed to speak, but Elaine didn't hesitate. "Now that you mention it, Miss Frost, Billy has encountered only one difficulty in Ariel's vocabulary, and we're working on it," Elaine said.
"What difficulty is that, William?" Miss Frost asked me, with her most penetrating look. (Thank God there were no penises in Ariel's vocabulary!)
When Caliban calls Prospero a tyrant, Ariel (invisible) says, "Thou liest." Since Ariel is invisible, Caliban thinks Trinculo has called him a liar. In the same scene, Ariel says "Thou liest" to Stephano, who thinks Trinculo has called him a liar--Stephano hits Trinculo.
"I have to say 'Thou liest' twice," I told Miss Frost, being careful to say the liest word correctly--with two syllables.
"Sometimes he says 'least'--one syllable, rhymes with yeast," Elaine told Miss Frost.
"Oh, my," the librarian said, briefly closing her eyes at the horror of it. "Look at me, William," Miss Frost said. I did as she told me; for once, I didn't need to sneak a look at her. "Say 'finest' to me, William," she said.
This was not hard to do. Miss Frost was the finest of my all-over-the-place infatuations. "Finest," I said to her, still looking right at her.
"Well, William--just remember that liest rhymes with finest," Miss Frost said.
"Go on, say it," Elaine told me.
"Thou liest," I said, as the invisible Ariel is supposed to say. I made a perfect two-syllable match for the finest word.
"May all your difficulties be so easy to fix, William," Miss Frost said. "I love running lines," she told Elaine, as she closed the door.
I was impressed that Miss Frost even knew what "running lines" meant. When Richard had asked her if she'd ever acted, Miss Frost had quickly answered him: "Only in my mind. When I was younger--all the time." Yet she'd certainly made a name for herself as a standout in the First Sister Players.
"Miss Frost is an Ibsen woman!" Nils had said to Richard, but she'd not had many roles--not beyond those of the severely tested women in Hedda Gabler, A Doll's House, and The Wild (fucking) Duck.
It suffices to say: For someone who'd heretofore acted only in her mind, but who seemed a natural at portraying Ibsen's women, Miss Frost was clearly familiar with all that "running lines" entailed--and she couldn't have been more supportive of Elaine Hadley and me.
It was awkward, at first--how Elaine and I arranged ourselves on Miss Frost's bed. It was only a queen-size mattress, but the brass bed frame was rather high; when Elaine and I sat (somewhat primly) side by side, our feet didn't reach the floor. But when we stretched out on our stomachs, we had to contort ourselves to look at each other; it was only when we propped the pillows up against the headboard (those brass rails like prison bars) that we could lie on our sides, facing each other, and run our lines--our copies of the play held between us, for reference.
"We're like an old married couple," Elaine said; I was already thinking the same thing.
Our first evening in Miss Frost's snowstorm room, Elaine fell asleep. I knew she had to get up earlier than I did; due to the bus ride to Ezra Falls, she was always tired. When Miss Frost knocked on the door, Elaine was startled; she threw her arms around my neck, and she was still holding tight when Miss Frost came inside the small room. Notwithstanding these amorous-looking circumstances, I don't believe that Miss Frost assumed we'd been making out. Elaine and I certainly didn't look as if we'd been necking, and Miss Frost merely said, "It's almost time for me to close the library. Even Shakespeare has to go home and get some sleep."
As everyone who's ever been part of a theatrical production knows, after all the stressful rehearsals, and the interminable memorization--I mean when your lines are truly run--even Shakespeare comes to an end. We put on four shows of The Tempest. I managed to make liest rhyme with finest in every performance, though on opening night I almost said "finest breasts," when I thought I saw Kittredge's wonderfully dressed mother in the audience--only to learn from Kittredge, during the intermission, that I was mistaken. The woman wasn't his mom.
"The woman you think is my mom is in Paris," Kittredge dismissively said.
"Oh."
"You must have seen some other middle-aged woman who spends too much money on her clothes," Kittredge said.
