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To qualify as a Disinfector, Zeb was also supposed to have taken a training course replete with updated modern babble about where germs might lurk and how to render them unconscious. Needless to say, he hadn't taken it; but Pilar had given him the condensed version before he started.
Germs were said to hang out on the usual toilet seats, floors, sinks, and doorknobs, of course. But also on elevator buttons, on telephone receivers, and on computer keyboards. So he had to wipe down all of these with antimicrobial cloths and zap them with death rays, in addition to the floor-washing in hallways and such, and the dust-sucking on the carpets in the plushier offices to pick up anything the daily robots might have missed. Those things were always rolling to and fro, backing up to wall outlets to plug themselves in and replenish their battery power, then scuttling away again, emitting beeping sounds so you wouldn't trip over them. It was like navigating a beach littered with giant crabs. When he was alone on a floor he used to kick them into corners or turn them over on their backs, just to see how fast they could recover.
In addition to the outfit he got a new name, which was Horatio.
"Horatio?" says Toby.
"Laughter is uncalled for," says Zeb. "It was someone's idea of what a semi-legal Tex-Mex family who snuck under the Wall might have called a son they hoped would make good in the world. They thought I looked kind of Tex-Mex, or maybe like a hybrid that contained some of that DNA. Which I do, as was discovered not long after that."
"Oh," says Toby. "Pilar ran the DNA comparison."
"You got it," says Zeb. "Though it took a while for me to access the news. She couldn't really be seen with me, because why would she know me? Anyway we'd have to go out of our way to meet, we were on different shifts. So we'd fixed up a fallback code when I gave her my cell sample.
"Before then, when I was on my way in the CryoJeenyus train car and she was putting my Disinfector identity together and getting it slotted into the system, she'd already learned I'd be cleaning the women's washroom down the hall from the lab where she was working. I was night shift - it was all male Disinfectors for that shift, they didn't want any groping or screaming, which might have taken place with a gender mix. So I had the run of the floor after dark. Second cubicle from the left: that was the one I needed to watch."
"She left a note inside the toilet tank?"
"Nothing so obvious. Those toilet tanks were routinely checked; only an amateur would stash anything important in there. The dropbox was that square container thing they have in those washrooms, for what-have-you. Those items you aren't supposed to flush. But it wouldn't be a note, way too telltale."
"So, a signal?" Toby wonders what kind. One for joy, two for sorrow? But one and two of what?
"Yeah.
Something that wouldn't be out of place, but wouldn't be the usual. Pits, was what she decided."
"Pits? What do you mean, pits?" Toby tries to visualize pits. Armpits, holes in the ground? "Like peach pits?" she guesses.
"Correct. Might be from a lunch that got eaten in the washroom. Some of the secretary-type women did that - they sat in the can for some peace and quiet. I did find sandwich remains in those boxes: the odd bacon rind, the odd cheesefood fragment. There was a lot of time pressure in HelthWyzer, and more of it the farther down the status ladder you were, so they liked to sneak breathers."
"What was the pit selection?" Toby asks. "For the yes and the no?" The way Pilar thought has always intrigued her: she wouldn't have made the fruit selections haphazardly.
"Peach pit for no: no relationship to the Rev. Date pit for yes: worse luck, the Rev is your dad, hear it and weep because you're at least half psychopath."
The peach choice makes sense to Toby: peaches were valued among the Gardeners as having been one of the possible candidates for the Fruit of Life in Eden. Not that the Gardeners disparaged dates, or any other fruit that had not been chemically sprayed.
"HelthWyzer must have had access to some pretty expensive fruit. I thought the peach and apple yields plummeted around then, when the big bee die-off was going on. And the plums," she adds. "And the citrus varieties."
"HelthWyzer was making a lot of money," says Zeb. "Raking it in, from their vitamin pill business and the medical drugs end. So they could afford the cyber-pollinated imports. It was one of the perks of working at HelthWyzer, the fresh fruit. Only for the higher-ups, naturally."
"Which did you find?" says Toby. "Pit-wise."
"Peach. Two pits. She'd underlined it."
"How did you feel about that?" Toby asks.
"About the overkill on the expensive fruit?" says Zeb. He's dodging emotion.
"About finding out that your father wasn't your father," says Toby patiently. "You must have felt something."
"Okay. I felt, I knew it," says Zeb. "I always like to be right, who doesn't? Also less guilty about, you know. Frothing him to death."
"You felt guilty about that?" says Toby. "Even if he had been your father, he was such a ..."
"Yeah, I know. But still. Blood is thicker than blood. It would've bothered me some. The downside was the Adam end of it. I didn't feel so good about that: all of a sudden he was no relation to me. No genetic relation, that is."
"Did you tell him?" Toby asks.
"Nope. As far as I was concerned, I figured he was my brother. Joined at the head. We shared a lot of stuff."
