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She opened the door to the classroom. She was terribly nice. The children could tell just by looking at her.
Mrs. Jewls looked at the children. They were horribly cute. In fact, they were much too cute to be children.
“I don’t believe it,” said Mrs. Jewls. “It’s a room full of monkeys!”
The children looked at each other. They didn’t see any monkeys.
“This is ridiculous,” said Mrs. Jewls, “just ridiculous. I walked all the way up thirty flights of stairs for nothing but a class of monkeys. What do they think I am? I’m a teacher, not a zookeeper!”
The children looked at her. They didn’t know what to say. Todd scratched his head.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” said Mrs. Jewls. “Please don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against monkeys. It is just that I was expecting children. I like monkeys. I really do. Why, I’m sure we can play all kinds of monkey games.”
“What are you talking about?” asked Todd.
Mrs. Jewls nearly fell off her chair. “Well, what do you know, a talking monkey. Tomorrow I’ll bring you a banana.”
“My name is Todd,” said Todd.
The children were flabbergasted. They all raised their hands.
“I’m sorry,” said Mrs. Jewls, “but I don’t have enough bananas for all of you. I didn’t expect this. Next week I’ll bring in a whole bushel.”
“I don’t want a banana,” said Calvin. “I’m not a monkey.”
“Would you like a peanut?” asked Mrs. Jewls. “I think I might have a bag of peanuts in my purse. Wait a second. Yes, here it is.”
“Thanks,” said Calvin. Calvin liked peanuts.
Allison stood up. “I’m not a monkey,” she said. “I’m a girl. My name is Allison. And so is everybody else.”
Mrs. Jewls was shocked. “Do you mean to tell me that every monkey in here is named Allison?”
“No,” said Jenny. “She means we are all children. My name is Jenny.”
“No,” said Mrs. Jewls. “You’re much too cute to be children.”
Jason raised his hand.
“Yes,” said Mrs. Jewls, “the chimpanzee in the red shirt.”
“My name is Jason,” said Jason, “and I’m not a chimpanzee.”
“You’re too small to be a gorilla,” said Mrs. Jewls.
“I’m a boy,” said Jason.
“You’re not a monkey?” asked Mrs. Jewls.
“No,” said Jason.
“And the rest of the class, they’re not monkeys, either?” asked Mrs. Jewls.
“No,” said Allison. “That is what we’ve been trying to tell you.”
“Are you sure?” asked Mrs. Jewls.
“We’d know if we were monkeys, wouldn’t we?” asked Calvin.
