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She took the yellow ball and bounced it on the ground. It stopped dead with a thud. She stepped back, ran up, and kicked it. It went backwards over her head. She didn’t bother chasing it.
Instead she played hopscotch with Jennie and Leslie. She thought it was disgusting.
The next day, Deedee asked Mrs. Jewls if she could go to recess early.
“Why?” asked Mrs. Jewls.
“So I can get a green ball before Louis gives them all away,” said Deedee.
“I’m glad you have a good reason,” said Mrs. Jewls. “Yes, you may go. But first, spell Mississippi for me.”
Spelling was not Deedee’s best subject. By the time she finally got it right, she was five minutes late for recess.
She jumped down the stairs, cut across the grass, and ran up to Louis. There were no green balls left. There were no red balls left, either. However, there was still the yellow ball.
Deedee played jump rope with Joy and Maurecia. It was no better than hopscotch.
So Deedee’s problem was to figure out a way to get a green ball, or at least a red ball.
You already know that this story also contains a solution. Deedee figured it out. See if you can, too. Remember everything you know about Deedee, Wayside School, and Mrs. Jewls.
Hint: The next day, Deedee brought a cream cheese and jelly sandwich, some nuts, and shredded cheese in her lunchbox.
Here’s what happened.
Just before recess, Deedee smeared the cream cheese and jelly all over her face. Then she stuffed her mouth with nuts and hung the shredded cheese from her nose. When she closed her eyes, she looked just like a dead rat.
Todd was in on the plan. “Mrs. Jewls,” he called. “There’s a dead rat in the classroom.”
Mrs. Jewls was very put out. “I want that dead rat outside immediately!”
When Mrs. Jewls said immediately, she meant it. Deedee instantly found herself outside on the playground.
“I want a green ball,” she said.
Louis pretended that he hadn’t heard her.
“May I please have a green ball?” asked Deedee.
Louis gave her a green ball. “I don’t know how you did it, Deedee, but you’re first today,” he said.
When Mrs. Jewls found out that Deedee and Todd had tricked her, she sent Todd home early on the kindergarten bus.
Deedee threw the green ball on the ground. It bounced fifty feet straight up in the air, and then she caught it.
“You don’t like me, do you?” she asked Louis.
“Sure I do,” said Louis.
“No, you don’t,” said Deedee.
“Yes, I like you,” said Louis.
“No, you don’t,” Deedee insisted.
“Yes, I like you. I really do,” said Louis.
“Are you sure?” asked Deedee.
