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“I’m sorry, Kathy,” said Mrs. Jewls. “Would you like to pass back the homework?”
“No!” grumped Kathy. “I’m not your slave.”
Dameon passed out the homework. Again Bebe didn’t get hers.
Mrs. Jewls called her to her desk. On the back of her homework someone had written:
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MRS. JEWLS HAS A HEAD FULL OF OATMEAL!
(AND IT LEAKS OUT HER EARS.)
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“I didn’t write it,” said Bebe.
“Ray?” asked Mrs. Jewls.
Bebe nodded.
“Why don’t you start checking the back of your homework?” suggested Mrs. Jewls.
“I did when I woke up!” said Bebe. “He must have done it after breakfast, while I was brushing my teeth. We had oatmeal for breakfast.” She shook her head. “I won’t brush my teeth anymore!”
“You have to brush your teeth,” said Mrs. Jewls.
“My parents think he’s such a little angel!” Bebe complained. “He’s always wrecking things, and then I’m always the one who gets in trouble. ‘Why can’t you be more like Ray?’ they say. Yesterday he threw all my underwear out the window. Then my mother yelled at me for it. She wouldn’t believe that her little darling son would do something like that!”
Mrs. Jewls gave Bebe another A+ and another Tootsie Roll Pop.
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For Friday everyone had to write a report and read it to the class. Bebe wrote her report about George Washington. She stood at the front of the room and read it out loud.
“… George Washington never told a lie. Not like Mrs. Jewls. She lies all the time. That’s why her nose is so big. And she snores when she sleeps, so Mister Jewls has to wear ear plugs.”
Everyone was laughing.
Bebe stopped reading. “What’s so funny?” she asked.
“Come here,” said Mrs. Jewls.
Bebe shrugged, then walked to Mrs. Jewls’s desk.
Mrs. Jewls showed her what she had just read.
“Did I just read that out loud?” Bebe asked.
Mrs. Jewls nodded.
“I was just reading it,” Bebe explained. “I wasn’t listening.”
“It was Ray again, wasn’t it?” asked Mrs. Jewls.
“Had to be,” said Bebe. “Yesterday he put toothpaste in my socks. Then my mother got mad at me for making a mess and wasting toothpaste.”
