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After recess was science. Mrs. Jewls was teaching the class about dinosaurs. She told the class that there were two types of dinosaurs: those that ate meat, and those that ate only vegetables.
“You mean like broccoli?” asked Rondi.
“I don’t think they had broccoli back then,” said Mrs. Jewls. “Just as there were different kinds of animals back then, there were also different kinds of vegetables.”
Mac raised his hand.
Mrs. Jewls pretended not to see him.
“Ooh! Ooh!” Mac groaned. He looked like he was going to explode.
Mrs. Jewls pretended not to hear him. She called on Myron.
“Mac has his hand raised,” said Myron.
“Um, thank you, Myron,” muttered Mrs. Jewls. “Yes, Mac?”
“My uncle grew the biggest watermelon you ever saw in your whole life. Man, it was huge! It was so heavy I couldn’t even lift it.”
“Mac, what does this have to do with dinosaurs?” asked Mrs. Jewls.
“Because that must have been the kind of watermelon that dinosaurs ate,” said Mac.
“Did you eat it?” asked D.J.
“Not all of it,” said Mac, shaking his head. “Whew, it was too big for me, and I love watermelon!”
“What did it taste like?” asked Maurecia.
“Delicious!” said Mac. “But lots of seeds. You shouldn’t eat the seeds. Otherwise a watermelon might grow inside your stomach. I once heard about a lady who was so fat that everyone thought she was going to have a baby. But she didn’t have a baby. She had a watermelon!”
“Was it a boy or a girl?” asked Joy.
Everyone laughed.
Mrs. Jewls never finished her lesson ab
out dinosaurs, so she had to assign it for homework.
After school Mac walked home with his girlfriend, Nancy. Nancy’s class was on the twenty-third floor of Wayside.
Mac carried his arithmetic book, his science book, his reading book, his language book, and his spelling book.
Nancy didn’t have any books. “I’ll carry your books for you, Mac,” she offered.
Mac gave Nancy his books. “Don’t you have any homework?” he asked.
She shook her head.
“Man, it’s unfair,” said Mac. “Mrs. Jewls assigns more homework than any other teacher in Wayside School.”
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Chapter 5
Another Story About Socks
Sharie brought a hobo to school for show-and-tell.
