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WILT
None.
DUKE
That’s ok buddy, we all hit dry spells. Well, most of us do. It’s probably just because you have a stupid name.
WILT
What?
DUKE
Well I mean seriously, who else has the name Wilt?
WILT
No, that’s not it. I’m just-
(At that moment a girl wearing sweatpants with “juicy” written across the butt walks by which Duke unstealthily turns his attention away from Wilt to look at her.)
DUKE
Quiet. I’m reading.
(Wilt steps in front of Duke to regain his attention. They both stop walking.)
WILT
Look! I’m not going through a “dry spell” I’m just a little concerned about what happened earlier with Aphrodite.
DUKE
Why? You got a thing for her or something? I can give you her number if you want.
WILT
Come on. We both saw what she did.
(Duke walks past Wilt and Wilt follows close behind to continue the conversation.)
DUKE
Listen, I went through the same thing after I hooked up with that magician chick. Remember Myrtle?
WILT
(Shuddering) That one got ugly.
DUKE
But in the end Myrtle was all talk and so is this “Afro Lady”.
WILT
But what if it’s more than that? I’m gonna Google this girl to be safe.
DUKE
